Cream Cry

The act of giving your partner a facial and your semen lands in their eye leading to irritation and uncontrollable teary eyes mixed with the semen.

I gave my girl a Cream Cry last night

by JetTurbo November 29, 2021

anger cry

When you start to cry because you got so angry at something or multiple things.

Guy one- "what's up?"
Guy two- "I was in school and these guys where being assholes, then I lost my money for the bus home and then someone ran past me and floored me. It wasn't sore but it was the tipping point for an anger cry..."

by Jakewake52 December 31, 2014

man-cry

When a man sits down and crys for a minimum of 5 minutes about something he doesn't want anyone else to know.

Bobby: Where were you at lunch yesterday?

Dave: Oh sorry. Don't tell anyone, but I had myself a man-cry about Jenny.

by Brianna_Ashlee September 18, 2009

this is a cry for help

I'm so tired of everything this is why I wrote this Is a cry for help please let me out of this basement I have been trapped for 10 years help.

This is a cry for help please help God please God please I have been hunting the rats for food help I have to drink my own pee help help help help help help help

by Imbored9876 September 24, 2023

No cry November

Guys have no nut November So girls have no cry November

Girl: God I feel like crying
Friend: Suck it up it’s No cry November

by Jfjdkdjsbd November 11, 2019

Dolphin Cry

The muted moaning sound of a woman being gagged during a deepthroat. Resembles the sound made by dolphins at play.

Ho note: cheap whorish eye makeup will run

Safety Note: Do not attempt upside down with congested sinuses during an Inverted Flyby.

You haven't heard them fuck before? His old lady lets out a Dolphin Cry every time she goes down on him.

by Bdamn February 25, 2011

Cry Jerk

Jerking off whilst crying. Most often in the shower.

The advantage of being in the shower, is that the tears are masked by the falling water.

fap fap fap "waaaaaaah" (cry jerk)

by irongayden February 18, 2011