Croaking

When a girl sucks your dick in a leapfrog position just using her tongue. She then stores the cum in her inflated pouch and hops away.

Guy 1: yo how was Jessica’s head
Guy 2: She was croaking me all night long, it got me so hard

by lil frio September 26, 2020

Croat Zanel

A Balkaner. You should already know the characteristics of a Balkaner.

Zanel: hi
Everyone: Oh no it's the Croat Zanel

by Fourteen fourty four January 8, 2021

Croad

Sausage. It just means sausage.

We're having croad in the hole for dinner
I've made croad rolls

by CountryCroads May 26, 2021

Croak

Croak is a highly addictive substance, once taken the user gains an insatiable lust to game. Often used to increase gaming prowess, and gambling luck (note: effect is increased on people whose name starts with S)

Gary: "Wow Sam is doing crazy at the game, but he's acting wild"
Bill: "He's a Croak addict that's why"

by Negawatt August 18, 2023

Classless Croatian

A person that doesn't understand normal social cues.

Sumbag Steve is such a Classless Croatian. He takes his shoes off on a plane.

by BilThrillHouse May 23, 2019

you smoke, you croak

A replacement for "you snooze, you lose." A phrased used when someone is taking their sweet ass time smoking a cigarette, and in doing so have missed an opportunity. This is generally the result of a single smoker idly wasting the time of several non-smokers, causing the non-smokers to abandon him.
The "croak" part refers to the fact that they're eventually going to die of lung cancer anyway.

You readu to go?
Joe: "Wait, where's Mike?"

Mack: "He's out back, having a smoke. Duh."

Joe: "Aren't we going to wait for him?"

Mack: "You smoke, you croak. He can walk."

Mike: (has violent coughing spasm)

by Proto-Ham Sandwich March 29, 2015

croatia

one of the most redneckish countries in the world. there's not much to see. one very bad thing about it all is people who live in the belief that they are the only patriotic country in the world. they are fucking nuts, they still live like it's the war all over the place. the most fantabulous thing is their singer called thompson who is a sick fuck singing about burning other people and countries-sick as i wrote. the other thing is that they chase some generals from the war all the time and nobody talks about anything else but that. they have a very hairy president. STAY AWAY

croatia is a sick place with many generals on the loose

by polly on the rocks June 18, 2006