creeping featurism

noun

A condition in which one or more people, often in the form of a committee, progressively increase the scope and complexity of a project until the project is deemed infeasible and subsequently cancelled to the detriment of all involved.

Such projects are typically of a technical nature. Likewise someone who commits creeping featurism is most likely to be an engineer or otherwise technically advanced but not business minded.

Although market research showed that a second factory would be profitable, once the engineering department became involved, creeping featurism set in and it was self-evident that an additional plant was not a viable idea.

by Imagineer G June 18, 2013

creep muffin

Typically a man who creeps so hard but remains sweet .

That guy Jerry is such a creep muffin but he sent me flowers .

by groupmentality April 17, 2017

creep knock

when someone is or is being shady or shiesty

"dude, you talk to adam?"
"Naw why?"
"dawg he's been creep knockin lately."

by harold ramajaja' August 1, 2008

Creep Whore

Any young woman or woman that puts men down for giving them attention. These women insist any kind of attention that is given to them is creepy because they themselves feel unattractive and insecure about themselves, and therefore they can make themselves feel hot and attractive.

Girl 1: "That guy is a creeper"

Guy 1: "That girl calls everyone creepy, she is just a creep whore that isn't used to attention.

by SpewTruthFromEveryOrifice January 11, 2012

Creep-Stach

A small mustache that creeps wear. Give it a try sometime. Takes a week to grow, then go to the bar, watch the girls file out.

I still got laid despite the creep-stach.

by The Reverand Billy Bob Tompson February 6, 2010

Creep deliver

When someone or something is causing an unpleasant feeling of fear or unease

#1 She's giving off a creep deliver vibe
#2 You're such a creep deliver
#3 He's a creep a creep deliver

by 99turtles October 16, 2017

Street Creep

Someone out at night that should not be.

Its to late for this, drunk, belligerent, or a street creep.

by lolalLLo April 9, 2017