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shut the crap

when a Greek man with a strong accent tries to tell you to 'shut the fuck up' but gets confused.
by jjten September 24, 2013
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Snap Crap

Bad Southern Rap and Rappers.
Bad Southern Rappers who make music with the same beat and commonly goes with a stupid posing dance to go along with it.Enjoyed by retards and 13-16 year olds.one of the easiest way to make fast cash and small time fame without a education. and contribute to the murder of hip-hop.
Soulja boy off in this oh
watch me crank it, watch me roll
watch me crank that Soulja boy
then Superman that oh

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT.
Snap Crap
by Your Momma's Weed March 11, 2009
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Crap on a cracker

1) (conj) An expression of frustration due to an unfair or unlucky situation.

2) (n) A blatant or obvious lie.
ex 1

Crap on a cracker! I think I lost my car keys again!


ex 2

James: Dude, your girlfriend is cheating on you.

Bob: Come on man, that's crap on a cracker.
by Skiierboy17 February 25, 2009
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chinese crap

Often used as "cheap chinese crap". Sometimes abbreviated as "cc" or "ccc". Generally refers to an article of low-quality, unlikely to last for any length of time, but sufficiently cheap to buy and use once and discard.
Bought these chinese crap flip-flops at WalMart for sunday's pool party.
by skcpublic July 26, 2011
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Writer's crap

Derived from 'writer's cramp', writer's crap reffers to a stage when one is only capeable of writing utter crap.
'That story was horrible, i think she's got a bad case of Writer's crap'
by Somechickwhowritescrap July 19, 2009
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Odyssey crap

When someone who doesn't take craps when they arent home, such as work or school. Finally return home from their Odyssey (or adventure) to let it loose.

(can also be known as Adventure crap)
Guy1: how was work man? Did u get that raise?
Guy 2: One sec Odyssey crap!

Guy1:Doors open!
by Tsunami 3000 October 11, 2009
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crap-in-a-can

1. a polite euphemism for 'bullshit'
2. a general term used in frustration/anger.

Both definitions derive from the early-to-mid 1990's modern art piece by an Italian "artist" who sold cans of his own excrement for $10,000US a unit as it were.
1. The explanation was "crap-in-a-can"
2. "The boss is going to try to make you work overtime tonight." "Crap-in-a-can, I have a date though."
by Laetitia Lomsky April 24, 2003
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