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top ramen cooch

When you put ramen noodles and water in a girls cooch and get her horny then wait for the noodles to cook then eat them after cumming in it first as sesaning viola top ramen cooch.
I gave Sandy a top ramen cooch last night
by Fecal slayer December 1, 2016
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South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch

When a man is getting great head from a girl and grabs her by the shoulders, consequently shoving backwards and dragging her vagina across the carpet, making the resulting female orgasm hot & spicy and burning for days after the event.
I gave my girlfriend the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch last night, she says it's been burning ever since.
by ZetaBlaz3 February 23, 2019
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the act of wiping your friends moms ass with your balls then sticking them in her cooch (vagina)
last night me and your mom did shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch.
by awesome24678 May 26, 2010
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hide a cooch

-The fat overlapping belly skin that hangs down in front of a woman's vagina.

-The hanging excess skin from the stomach region that completely covers the vagina area on an over weigh lady or a woman who has recently lost a lot of weight and now has hanging skin that overlaps her beltline hiding her lady parts.

-Also known as cups or vagiggle gaggle.
-My moms had so many kids and gained so much weight that she's developed a hide a cooch.

-You cant see her belt because of her hide a cooch.
by KimperFay87 May 1, 2021
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The lord in my cooch

An experience so otherworldly you become one with your spiritual being.
‘That deep fried Oreo was so good, I swear I could feel the lord in my cooch’
by Trashboat69 March 18, 2021
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cooch sauce

the sauce that comes out of one’s cooch, usually a whore. most of the time it smells like dead fish or rotten cheese.
Dylan drank her cooch sauce the other day.
Oh shit, my cooch sauce just squirted everywhere!
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