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pissing contest

When two parties to an argument that should be resolved by compromise, which is to say an argument in which both parties have flaws and valid points to their argument, attempt to win the argument by offending or damaging each other. There's no winner, both parties wind up damaged.
Jim and Diane are in a pissing contest for their friends. In the waning weeks of their relationship Jim and Diane each try to win the allegiance of their common friends by telling derogatory stories about the other.
by Tom Mitchell June 11, 2006
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Relatable Content

I’m gonna look at some relatable Content today!
by Relatable Content May 3, 2018
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dick measuring contest

A friendly competition between you and your friends to see who has the best claim to say, "Mine's bigger." Both more reliable in its results and more fun for the competitors where the results are determined, not by the competitors themselves, but by objective female judges.
At the end of the dick measuring contest, she gave me a hand job.
by adam phillips November 8, 2008
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wet t-shirt contest

a contest in which a few selective hot ladies with very large tits
"hey man i heard bobb's hostin a wet t-shirt contest! he's inviting all of the hoes and babes from the hood!"
by bobb February 6, 2003
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ass kissing contest

An election where the politician who kisses the most asses wins.
I didn't watch any of the ass kissing contest did you?
by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009
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good content

Yo, that’s so good content right there! *Erin do YIAY*
by NotJackFilms May 6, 2018
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content

A wide variety of information that makes facebook pages fun including personal information, photos, videos, audio, music, games, groups, applications and other topics of interest limited only by imagination.

facebook content.

cowbell.
1. Your facebook pages are bare, get some content!

2. I just uploaded some new content to my facebook account.

3. Loved your new facebook profile photo, sexy content!

4. Excellent content! Especially your facebook notes.

5. Your content is pretty good, but I could have a little more cowbell!
by mortgagecommitments March 28, 2010
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