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Schrödinger's Twitter Content Button

When you open a post on twitter that's labeled as "Sensitive Content", It can be considered any image or video before being opened, based on a random technological event in the twitter servers. It has an ever-changing RNG chance of being any image or video, from Smash Bros. gameplay to pornography to high quality angry birds.
I took my chances with the Schrödinger's Twitter Content Button and I got a video of a dude being sliced.
by Combo_42 November 19, 2021
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consensual role play

On a MUSH (sort of like a text-based MMO), Consensual Roleplay means that your character will not get into any sticky wickets that you do not want him/her to get in. You control your destiny, and if Quickswitch wants to murder you with his space-puma jaws, you can say no. Alternately, you can't touch Alpha Q in the swimsuit area without his written permission.
"You can't kill Cliffjumper, Scourge! He doesn't consent. We have a 'consensual role play' policy! Learn that shit!"
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contentmafia

The music and film procurement industries which are trying everything to get their customers into jail or bankrupt.
We are the contentmafia, all your data are belong to us.
by Josh~ June 24, 2008
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Comfort concentrate

This is a code word used in situations, such as in the presence of parents, when it is inappropriate to say the word 'semen'. Mostly used in place of the word 'come' to disguise the nature of the conversation.
Oh my God, I've got comfort concentrate on my carpet...
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Stoner Concentration

A card game used to test the potency of your marijuana. The more difficult it seems, the stronger the weed.
Stoner1: "Stoner Concentration is played like regular Concentration, only the cards are dealt face up. You have to turn two cards over and find a match."

StraightPerson: "But that's crazy!!! You're only matching the backs, and all the backs are the sa...."

Stoner2: "Cool, man. Blaze one up and deal!!!"
by Giacomojones March 8, 2017
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Custom Content

An addiction I have struggled with. I dont know how to stop. I stop for 1 minute, then relapse. Help
"Oh this custom content is soooOo good"
*deletes it all*
"fuck"
*downloads more*
CYCLE REPEATS
by depressed.llama July 27, 2018
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jodido pero contento

Spanish for "fucked but content." Used when one is totally screwed but has come to terms with it.

Can also be abbreviated with the initials J.P.C., pronounced as the Spanish letters jota-pe-ce.
-Hey, Jerry, how are you for the final exam?
-Meh, jodido pero contento.
by Clockwork Sun June 29, 2008
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