Con Dawg

When you take a corn dog, and shove it a penetrable area. In a womens case a vagina or an anus. In homosexuals case just an ass hole. Then quickly replace the corn dog with the penis or strap on and eat the corn dog.

Conor didnt eat dinner, and was hungry and horny at the same time. Therefore he decided to con dawg Kerry.

by John Magooch October 22, 2009

con-job

Getting a handjob while wearing a condom

Dave: "Mate, how was last night?"
Mark: "Oh yeh it was amazing. Got me a con-job."

by spursrule333 August 17, 2010

mexi-Con

Mexican convict. A mexican who has done time in the pen. More than likely took it in the ass while there.

hey man i think my new neighbor is ethnic!!! you mean a mexi-con?

by Warren Johnstone September 27, 2006

Mary Con

An undercover way of saying maricon.

Two Puerto Ricans are trying to have a conversation on the down low, instead of saying, "you are gay" they'll say "you are a mary con".

by Sparko March 27, 2008

con cast

a video created and posted online (on websites such as metacafe which offers money for high viewer volume) that demonstrates how to do something but is in fact fake. Typically the video becomes so viral and popular that other online users subsequently post it to other video sharing sites.

I saw this awesome video online that shows how to turn milk into sugar! Let's try it...aww it didn't work! It must have been another con cast!

by peaceninja January 6, 2009

neo con

1.People that may differ on social political issues such as welfare but agree that the United States should protect its self interests by any means necessary: diplomacy, assassination, encouraging pro-democracy rebels, war. They can be democrats or republicans and so may differ widely on domestic issues. The label can be used retrospectively as it is a new definition of a previously undefined philosophy.
2.A label people inaccurately use to describe conservatives they don't like. Usually the people that use the label incorrectly also believe in other things like UFO's or that the US attacked itself on 9/11 or that all rich people are evil.

1. Ronald Reagan and John F. Kennedy were neo cons.

2. Neo cons did 9/11 lol smoke a blunt.

by jcj77 July 5, 2008

road conning

the strategical placement of cones on a road where cars are bound to hit them.

I coned that cadillac on 14 mile last weekend.

by Evan April 23, 2004