stifford clays

Stafford Clays is the place you and the squad goes if your in the mood for a game of footie with the lads but you also want to go somewhere where being a roadman is excepted so you head down to blackshots park grab a cheesy chips and take a few pics with the lads

"Oi lads I fancy a quick cheasy chips down stifford clays"

by Baby girll_x October 13, 2015

clay pigeon shoot

A dry wank

"Did your girl come over last night?"
" Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."

by zen123 July 29, 2016

butt clay

Off brand playdoh

Jimmy did your mom buy this its not playdoh its butt clay

by Hdjdhsbqbkedi December 12, 2016

spray clay

A subtype of diarrhea, characterized by a sharting noise and diffuse clay colored discoloration of the toilet reminiscent of Jackson Polluck.

Hey man, I gotta go spray clay, hopefully that will help my hang over.

by spraymatthews March 26, 2016

Wet clayed

When someone smokes an extensive amount of cannabis and yaks. They’re face becomes gray, wet, and they are frozen, resembling wet clay.

After a dank rip of the bong, chen wet clayed.

by Ripinthechat December 1, 2018

Clay way

Whoever’s name is Clayton, or simply clay, live by a certain way of life and have their own certain traditions.

The clay way consists of saying things like “woah there” and “yikers”

by ehmeh.nehseh October 11, 2018

landen clay

A name that is very susceptible to jokes

Would it hurt if you jumped out if an airplane and you landen clay

by TheBigLandouski October 21, 2018