Chasing the Chicken

Trying to get laid. Seeking the velvet, heart-shaped box.

Dude, I spent the whole weekend Chasing the Chicken.

by Cheppie December 14, 2007

Storm Chasing

The attempt to have sex one last time before a girl gets her period and you're stuck jerking off all week.

Also may be used to describe men whose fetish is to have sex with a girl while she has her period.

My girl told me that there was a storm-a-brewin down south. So I convinced her to let me try storm chasing before it was too late.

by Deadinlivingform October 10, 2011

Chasing the Chestnut

Sexual prostate stimulation

He bent over and asked me to start chasing the chestnut, so I lubed him up and went for it.

by caryatid68 October 4, 2011

Chasing the Chicken

Wasting other people's time with totally useless consumption of social media bandwidth.

I can't believe that total asshole posted "Chasing the Chicken" as his Facebook status.

by mostlyferal September 8, 2013

clusing

To remove one's shirt while under the influence of alcohol. Experienced, more aggressive clusers frequently tear off their shirt, rather than taking it off.

"How was your night last night? I could tell you were pretty hammered."
"I'm not sure, but I woke up with my lacoste shirt torn in half. I must have been clusing real hard."

by Man of Gold October 18, 2013

chasing worms

A phrase that is used to say that someone or something is deceased. The reason is after burial, worms tend to feast upon the flesh of the dead.

“My real father is dead, he is six feet under chasing worms!”

by {Cakeman} January 18, 2018

chasing the mustache

Street term for shooting up Insulin.

"oooh mah god, insulin I love you. Ohh, sweet, sweet life-giving nectar processing my sugars...yes...diabeetis! DIABEEETUUUS! I'm chasing the mustache!"

by Silly Milly January 18, 2008