The act of painting yourself gold for explicit purposes, named after the scene in Oliver Stone's JFK where Tommy Lee Jones as Clay Shaw (under the alias Clay Bertrand) paints himself in gold during a trippy homosexual orgy.
by Ranky64 July 26, 2017
Get the Clay Bertrandmug. The MudWing member of the Dragonets of Destiny in Tui T. Sutherland’s book series Wings of Fire
(He is a precious baby; protect him at all costs)
(He is a precious baby; protect him at all costs)
by some guy obsessed with explosi January 2, 2023
Get the Claymug. As the relationship between mothers is not a transitive one. One mother cannot be directly translated to another, so when you reference my mother you are neglecting this mathematical law. Rather the relationship between mothers is inversely proportional so when you say my mother you are actually insulting your own mother due to this relationship. Your mom is a very nice lady so I would rather you not insult your mom through this relationship and just admit it was your mom to begin with
Zach: Your mom gey
Clay: You see but if you see if you were up to date on modern scientific thesis you would know that clause has been proven to be flawed, as Clays Law of Yo Mama states the relationship between mothers is not a transitive one. One mother cannot be directly translated to another, so when you reference my mother you are neglecting this mathematical law. Rather the relationship between mothers is inversely proportional so when you say my mother you are actually insulting your own mother due to this relationship. Your mom is a very nice lady so I would rather you not insult your mom through this relationship and just admit it was your mom to begin with
Clay: You see but if you see if you were up to date on modern scientific thesis you would know that clause has been proven to be flawed, as Clays Law of Yo Mama states the relationship between mothers is not a transitive one. One mother cannot be directly translated to another, so when you reference my mother you are neglecting this mathematical law. Rather the relationship between mothers is inversely proportional so when you say my mother you are actually insulting your own mother due to this relationship. Your mom is a very nice lady so I would rather you not insult your mom through this relationship and just admit it was your mom to begin with
by Crazycharger September 16, 2021
Get the Clays Law of Yo Mamamug. Homecoming Queen.
Prom Queen.
Omega Chi sweetheart, and something nice to look at.
That’s Clay Collins.
Prom Queen.
Omega Chi sweetheart, and something nice to look at.
That’s Clay Collins.
by claycollins August 7, 2021
Get the clay collinsmug. by School Identifier November 13, 2020
Get the clay girlmug. Another word to describe shitty weed
by Bobony July 1, 2024
Get the Claymug. by Some guy with some name April 5, 2023
Get the Claymug.