Poke-n-Choke

When a man or woman shoves their finger up their ass and procedes to stick said finger down their throat.

Guy 1: Bro, I was up all night hitting the poke-n-choke with Francis. I will be partaking in round two tonight.
Guy 2: Can I come?

by Skebbably Too-schue February 10, 2023

has me in a chokehold

something or someone that has control over you/your mind

them: isn't this idol pretty?
me: yeah she has me in a chokehold.

by starlingkismet August 6, 2023

knob choker

A person engaged in activities gratifying to self but ultimately useless.

The head of HR is a major knob choker.

by Smoodge the Naked August 11, 2006

Commode choker

a fat lady, a bit beyond being chubby.

did you see that commode choker jake's with tonight?

she wasn't thick she was a commode choker

by DJ JAKE da snake October 16, 2008

Cold Choke

Having a cold hand, either your own or a partner's, grab your penis, causing it to shrink like a frightened turtle.

Good god, Liz's hand was so icy that she gave me a cold choke. It took me a good few minutes to get hard, but thankfully I blew my load all over her tits, like the whorish cunt she is. Even ZZ Top would have been proud of that pearl necklace.

by Big Rabes May 29, 2011

ride and choke

When a girl is riding a guy (cowgirl) style and she randomly chokes the guy.

Don't do her she loves to ride and choke man!

by TheLoverMaker March 14, 2012

Craven choke puppy

This is a famous line that depicts someone who wants everything but, when they get it, they can’t handle it.

She be craven choke puppy for that man juice, but it turned out to be mandingo.

by the greenskeeper July 7, 2004