Christopher Jones

Of all the Welsh people, this one is the best. A Christopher Jones will be thoughtful, caring and loving to those close to him. He is strong and confident which makes the people around him feel safe. A key attribute of this species is the sense of humour and ability to make you laugh even when you are having a mental breakdown.

Often the Christopher Jones can found in its natural habitat of an airport or a plane owing to their phenomenal ability as a pilot. They tend to make excellent husbands unless they are exposed to poorly performing sports teams or biscuits when behaviour and/or mood will deteriorate.

Damn, wish I had got me a Christopher Jones; his wife is so happy and the luckiest person.

by CloRoJo November 23, 2021

Christopher Robin

The greatest pitcher in the universe who will destroy anyone he sees with simply one throw of the ball

Christopher Robin is the hardest boss in whinnie the Pooh baseball

by Ah man October 23, 2019

Christopher Knight

fucking cunt

um wow alex got doxxed he lives in canada
NO HES JUST A FUCKING CHRISTOPHER KNIGHT
SCOOTER SQUAD

by daddy loserssss August 12, 2018

Christopher Wallets

A person who walks around with a wallet that is notoriously big.

watch out for christopher wallets! he thinks he is better than everyone else. It's like he discovered oversized money.

by AverageSizedPeter May 24, 2021

Christopher Petty

A wild squeaker with rad tuberculosis.

Oof, Christopher Petty is dying again.

by Coby5735 January 31, 2019

Christopher Uryan

Christopher Uryan is the hottest, sexiest man in the world. He pulls all the hoes and has an extremely large penis.

Person: “Yo is that Christopher Uryan!? He stuck his cock in my girlfriend and sister last weekend!”

by chriscock September 9, 2022

Christopher Faulisi

Usually, a tall blue eyed handsome young man. He loves to treat females with respect. He is one of those guys, who is in the background. He loves to make sure they're happy. He has a great smile, loves to hang out cuddle and just watch movies. Loves to make sure she is smiling at all times.

He loves one girl & most compatible with: Demii.

"Hey, Demii who is that boy you are so happy with"

"Oh, he is just my Christopher Faulisi"

"I Love him"

Loving

by Big Cuwdo Johnson February 17, 2013