G Cheeto

The person above me is an idiot that needs to either go back to first grade and eat some Cheetos or just turn on spell check.

Does G Cheeto not know about spell check?

by FoxtrotJulietBravo January 11, 2022

Cheeto

A codeword for cigarettes when you're around anti-smokers, so you can avoid a long-ass lecture about smoking.

Two guys are inside, beside two non-smokers.
Guy 1: "Hey man, you wanna go for a cheeto?"
Guy 2: looks over to the non-smokers "Yeah sure!"

by Invasian June 3, 2009

Cheetonium

The orange residue left on your fingers after eating Cheetos.

Dude, wash your hands. You've got Cheetonuim all over them.

by Harry the Hat September 10, 2005

Cheets

Slang for Cheetos. Or Hot Cheetos. Or Super Hot Cheetos. When you're too lazy to use two syllables.

Sondra: I had too many Cheets last night with all that bacardi.
Me: Man I bet puking that up was gross.
Sondra: Yep.

by orangepaper March 5, 2009

Cheeto

Singular form of Cheetos, a.k.a orange crack.

Also come in the equally addictive "Flamin' Hot" form.

There once was a cheetah named Chester
Who was in his way quite the jester
He gave me a Cheeto
And I said, "That's neato"
And now I'm his flamin' hot tester

by Michelle the Awesome February 2, 2008

Fascist Cheeto

You know who I'm talking about.

Trump The 45th Donald Trump Donald J Trump

The Fascist Cheeto did WHAT?

by Smart Toosh May 14, 2018

cheetocum

Orange powdery substance that gets all over your fingers after eating a Cheeto

Lick that cheetocum off of your fingers

by Nutzen YerMouf May 10, 2018