dirty chips words

A phrase meant to disguise the naughty intentions or double entendres just used by another.

Margot: "It's so hard to oil this up."

Gargot: "You used dirty chips words!"

by G. Thomas August 8, 2006

fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw

an expression used when something wrong has happened, or hasnt turned out well ; much like "oh fuck me"

Jessica - "Oh hey did you do that chemistry homework?"
Stokez - "No, but it's due tomorrow, right?"
Jessica - "No! It's due today!"
Stokez - "Oh well fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw!"

by Stokez December 17, 2007

Piss on your chips

Putting a dampner on something

I don't want to piss on yer chips mate but I've already thrown one up 'er.
(In honour of Matt Ross)

by Cyrus & SFGTom November 10, 2003

all that and a bag of chips

A phrase that was popular in the early 90's, meaning all that and more, or something cool

Some guy: Man, I'm all that and a bag of chips!
me: You may be all that and a bag of chips but I'm all that and a bag of skittles so taste my rainbow BITCH!

by All that and a bag of DOOM December 23, 2007

las vegas chainsaw

When one sexual partner puts a roll of quarters into the other's anus, then places a string of anal beads into aforementioned anus. The partner then pulls the anal beads out, causing the quarters to come out like a slot machine.

Her butt hurts after her boyfriend did the Las Vegas Chainsaw on her last night.

by Edward Scizzorhands December 29, 2007

Stackin' Chips

Meaning to count your money by the stacks.

I was stackin' chips when I got paid yesterday.

by Jizzo Fortanel January 22, 2004

Oily Chainsaw

While in the midst of coitus with the female partner being taken from behind the male applies a liberal amount of lubrication to the entrance of the female's rectum. The male then proceeds to insert a string of anal beads into the rectum of his partner. As the man climaxes he concurrently removes the beads in one quick motion. In a manner similar to starting a chainsaw. The resulting effect is a noise resembling the starting of an oily chainsaw which sprays oil in the immediate vicinity.

Bro 1: "What was that noise last night from your room?"
Bro 2: "Oh, that was me giving Lilly an oily chainsaw. God the smell was terrible and now I have to repaint my wall."

by Dicken Skags September 20, 2010