cali crumcake

When you have a bitch floss your butt hair with her teeth and then eats the dingle berries

Bro this chick was so nasty she actually gave me a Cali crumcake

by im dat guy... April 12, 2015

Cali depressed

When someone has absolutely nothing to be depressed about, but acts and suggests that they are anyway.

"What's wrong?"
"Nothing. It's just that I've been depressed lately."

"Are you sure you aren't cali depressed?"

by randami91 October 19, 2015

cali up

word replacement for Fuck off, annoyed, shut-up and thats enough.

Man: I am tired of working with that lazy kid
Dude: we fired him once already, Cali UP

by BBSwagII November 14, 2016

Cali flipping

Consuming mushrooms and molly (MDMA) at the same time

"Dude I got so messed up last night"

"How?"
"I was cali flipping"

by Spencerkwt January 13, 2017

Cali nug

(n) Meant to reference weed from the state of California but more often than not it's your dealer's shitty mids.

"Hey bro I just got that fresh Cali Nug, 30 a g"

White kid in a polo: "Oh really? That sounds like quite the bargain good sir!"

by HippedToast August 11, 2017

Cali

A shortening of the word California commonly used in England to describe bud from California as it's notoriously good

Ay you got some cali I'm tryna get high as fuck

by Garymanda July 12, 2019

Calicombed

A person who seems to be from California due to the way they talk and act.

That surfer dude Josh seems really calicombed.

by ColinSimson April 1, 2019