Cutfished

When your barber is lowkey a makeup artist and paints on your hairline so when you take a shower it washes off and leaves you with a completely different haircut than you had leaving the barbershop.

Des: “I need a new barber, mine cutfished me 3 times.”
Elvis: “But your hair looks fine”
Des: “That’s not the point, it’s the principle. I feel lied to every time I leave the barbershop.”

by Ankle monitor September 14, 2022

Catfish

Someone who looks like an angel through social media, and a homeless lady in person.

I took a girl who I met on Instagram and she was totally catfish.

by Cantaloupe3x September 21, 2022

Catfish

a cat that is a fish.

“I saw a catfish on google”

by ilikelibi November 5, 2022

Catfish

catfish

DOSA a discord packer gay girl ,

“is this dosa”
NO!! CATFISH YOUNG MAN

by anonymous November 6, 2022

Catfish

You

When people describe a catfish, they think of you

by Tbd123456789 December 13, 2022

catfish slag

Ellie - Mae Cattle

"Ellie-Mae Cattle got a edible of her mate"
"What a catfish slag"

by Jaywiv2007 January 27, 2023

Catfish

A stinky ass dirty ass discord catfish/Google Duo CatFish/With pink eye

Hey im Pink FUCK NOOOOOOO BYEEEE

I caught a catfish

by BODYAUBWDJ March 5, 2023