canada's history

when Americans took a steaming pile of poop on Canadians 100 years ago they used a TP called Canada's history. could be used to wipe a Cleavland steamer.

your mom called , she was looking for Canada's history cuz nothing else would work!

by 100 percent Canadian February 4, 2010

Canada's History

This is a slang term for the act of intercourse with a moose with several other requirements. This is achieved only with a moose; dead or alive (dead altering the name to Canada's Achievements), Honey must be used as lube. Both the moose and the participants must be gagged with a hockey puck in both the mouth and buttocks region (what ever is open to gag).

This term was first

Canada's History was first used by a Mr. S. Colbert when referring how his cousin was conceived.

by Shazbutt February 6, 2010

Canada's History

An American sexual act, performed by only the most elite members of the National Hockey League, and it's Stanley Cup champions. It involves straddling the Stanley Cup, placing your balls in the cup itself, which is full of Canadian maple syrup. Proceed to lube your sack and shaft with pure Canadian maple syrup. You then bring your partner above you, and shove the entirety of your genitalia into your partner's preferred orifice. The one receiving places his/her hands palms out, thumbs touching their temples, simulating moose antlers, and cries out. This is repeated until the desired outcome is reached.

Crosby and Malkin celebrated their victory last year by researching Canada's History. It took a team of 24 latin-american immigrants, 4 days, and $3,050 worth of cleaning supplies to get the smell out of that hotel room.

by the SMOOF February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A rare, depraved sex act involving moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Things were going okay, but when she told me she wanted to try Canada's History I figured she was too wild for me.

by BoroJojo February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A perverse act of beastiality involving consuming the ejaculate of a moose from the Stanley Cup after you have brought the creature to climax my anally penetrating it with a hockey stick.

You got something on your lip there, eh?

Ya it's a lil bit leftover Canada's History

by Carl FTWinslow February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Performing the sexual act doggie style so that both participants can also watch the hockey game.

I gave her Canada's History for two hours last night.

by parrotheadkm February 7, 2010

Canada's History

Taking of a banana and a monkey and simultaneously sticking them up every orifice of ones body in under 2 minutes.

Stephen Colbert witnessed Billy Ray Cyrus perform a Canada's History on John Edwards.

by Matty R GA February 4, 2010