A crappy means of watching television, which gives you extra channels, although none are important and no one watches them, save for people who do nothing but watch TV, not even go online. It also costs far too much, considering the fact that it's not even that great.
by Enn August 8, 2006
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by Gojai August 24, 2017
Get the Cut a cable mug.The process by which two recruiters sit on the phone and chat back and forth, both of them not knowing what the hell is going on.
Also known as a way to increase phone time during a slow day.
Also known as a way to increase phone time during a slow day.
by MAGICATL April 20, 2006
Get the cableing mug.Fecal matter that has been forced outwards from one's sphincter. Often found in a cynlider shape, much like a cable.... or basically, to take a shit.
by Hans Moleman January 27, 2004
Get the Butt Cable mug.I asked Mari if she saw the latest episode of "V" and she said "No, I don't pay for cable to watch regular damn free TV."
I told her she was a *Cable Racist".
I told her she was a *Cable Racist".
by satxjq March 31, 2010
Get the Cable Racist mug.A power cable that is cut, stripped, and crimped with alligator clips in a manor that will allow the user to clamp the clips on his or her body and plug the cable into a wall. This will result in an excruciating electrocution or even death.
Pierre was feeling a bit down so he offed himself with a suicide cable clamped to his balls and tongue.
by Ward Larson August 2, 2007
Get the suicide cable mug.Monster cables are the single best cable on earth. They are not overpriced and make a huge difference on your TV. They are the cure for cancer and they also ended nick lachey and jessica simpsons relationship.
by BRIANHANSEN May 28, 2006
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