caker

A Canadian person of Anglo-Saxon descent. Similar to "cracker".

Cakers love hockey and beer.

by not a caker yo February 1, 2003

The Orgasmic Cake

The cake that the Merovingian gave to the poor, helpless woman, and made her have an orgasm in front of all those people.

Heh, that part in Matrix Reloaded with the orgasmic cake was fuggin' awesome.

by Wenisface May 16, 2003

Have your cake and eat it too

When someone wants all of the benefits of a relationship without the commitment. Typically used when seeking sexual favors

Billy has been trying to get with Sally for the past few months, but she won’t sleep with him unless they’re in a relationship. She told him, “ you can’t have your cake and eat it too”

by Brownedbanana May 7, 2020

queef cake

Related to the term "douche bag." Often used for people who think they are "the shit" and "act a fool."

Hey Bill, take a look at this queef cake coming down the hall.

by yeah, ok November 29, 2007

cake and sodomy

another one of marilyn manson's sick, twisted, yet amazing lyrics

"white trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy!"

by Pothead April 17, 2005

Got the cake!

Having a nice and juicy ass.

Daaamn son, you girls got the cake!

I need to hit the gym so black guys stop telling me I got the cake!

by the cake chef January 9, 2011

cake farts

the act of getting naked and farting on a cake. to be a true cake fart the asshole must come in contact with the frosting.

"you know what i like the most? cake farts"
direct quote from cake fart girl
"i'm going to need to get real comfortable for this"

by Adolf Rabbi October 21, 2008