Beard Ride

One-sided definition describing the male performer during cunnilingus.

Person 1: "Who wants a beard ride?"
Person 2: "I do; I want one."

by Beardofgod October 26, 2013

Beard Bath

When you are eating a female out, and as she orgasms, she unleashes an ungodly secretion.

My buddy James was telling me he was going down on his girlfriend and he was the recipient of a beard bath. I wish I had a beard or girlfriend, damn it.

by Tee Cee Deez March 21, 2019

bearded clam

vagina

hey, show me your bearded clam. Do u have a bearded clam?

by mrladiesman July 14, 2009

bearded clam

fish scented dental floss

Stay away from the bearded clam.

by Adamar May 15, 2003

under beard

When a teenage boy is not yet man enough to grow a full beard, but instead grows ugly/nasty stubble under the chin and above the throat.

Tyler rubbed his under beard making a loud scratching sound.

by cuttyb June 10, 2006

bearded clam

unshaved vulva that hides the wonderous vaginal opening

Her bearded clam was closed, but I pried it open with my fingers, transferred her love juices to the head of my dick, and gently began to slip it to her.

by John R. January 03, 2004

pulled a beard

Riding your bike to your girlfriends house, having sex without any conversation, then leaving immediately afterward, on your bike.

Dude, he just pulled a beard. That was like a 15 minutes round trip!

by MRoehrig08 April 11, 2011