Butt-truffle

A brown-noser of the lowest level, willing to shove there nose so far up anyone’s ass to get what they want they are willing to dig deep enough to find a treat for just themselves at any cost! A real one alright a Real ass kisser. Also known as the prize at the end of such an ass kissing!

Mr. Who’s his face is a real butt-truffle trying to get that promotion from under me .

by Wordmiser November 28, 2017

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butt hay

that fine blond hair found around the rectum. But hey, could be around the bifkin!

She's a neat freak, but sometimes misses a bit of butt hay when shaving.

by DrPerlJam April 29, 2009

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butt coaster

A towel, or other absorbent material, used to protect a bed, bench, chair, etc., from the residue moisture left over on one's posterior after a shower, bath, or swim. The towel acts much like a coaster that is used to protect furniture, except this time it's protecting the bed from your wet butt.

"Can't you please use a butt coaster" said Jean, after I got our bed wet by sitting directly on it after coming out of the shower.

by PoorDavid October 13, 2013

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Butt Marker

A condition of the butthole that can occur during defecation. An instance when your rectum continues to supply feces no matter how much you wipe.

The imagery is that wiping yourself is as useless as rubbing toilet paper across the top of a marker. No matter how many times you wipe it it just keeps making its' mark.

1. Man! I thought I'd never get out of that stall, I was pulling a total butt marker!

2. I pulled a butt marker this morning, I ran out of toilet paper and just used a wash cloth.

by iapologizemom May 16, 2014

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mid butt

When your catch yourself staring at the booty for too long and realize it's too late to stop

She was mid butt when she realized she had been staring at the booty for 5 minutes

by Yoyo_Here September 14, 2015

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butt stallion

1) The character from Borderlands 2, a pony made completely out of diamond by Handsome Jack, the game's Antagonist.

2) A man who has lots of anal sex with other men, the male version of "pussy-hound"

1) My favorite character from Borderlands is Butt Stallion.

2) He has had a lot of sex with other guys, that butt stallion.

by Mr_met November 2, 2015

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