mongounish buffoonery

mon-goon-ish ba-foon-ary

An expression used to describe an act of pure stupidity or ignorance.

When your friend asks you to do something stupid, you would say:
I will have no part of this mongounish buffoonery!
The way they run this company is pure mongounish buffoonery.

by rrmightymena April 10, 2011

Trojan Buffalo

The act of ripping a dollar bill instead of opening a condom, while hovering over the night stand before sex. Intended to fool a female into thinking you'll be wearing protection during intercourse.

"She's usually pretty responsible, but she fell for the Trojan Buffalo, and now she's 6 months pregnant."

by David B Weingarten September 24, 2011

cunt buffalo

A large and annoying woman. Can be more cunt or more buffalo. If she's very fat and very annoying, can be classified as a "full blown cunt buffalo".

"Dude do you see that fat chick?!"
"Yea man, I talked to her. She's a full blown cunt buffalo!"

"Last night I was hitting on a cunt buffalo. To my credit though, she was more cunt than buffalo."

"Looks like Joe's going cunt buffalo hunting tonight. We gotta help a brotha out!"

by b00tyhunt4r September 18, 2014

dying buffalo

When you're riding a bicycle with locking pedals and can't get your foot out in time to stop properly and you helplessly fall to one side.

As the light suddenly turned red, I pulled a dying buffalo and fell on my side.

by toalexan May 20, 2014

truffle buffle

The act of discussing the action of previous experiences with truffle butter amongst friends.

Leah wanted to hear all about the truffle buffle that happened on my date last night.

by Buttany524 May 14, 2017

Young Buffalo

Means "trẻ trâu", a slang in Vietnam, used to describe different types of people that are usually toxic, edgy, stupid,... blahblah.
The word "trẻ" (Subject) does not mean "young" (Adj), It means "kid" and "trâu" means "buffalo". It can be easily understood as a stupid heady kid.
This word does not have an exact meaning now. No one knows where did it come from.
Bonus: You can meet these lil dudes in Vietnam's League server.

(Usually a Yasuo player, playing Yasuo does not make you a young buffalo, but every young buffalo likes to play Yasuo)

*In a normal Vietnam's League match...
Yasuo: "My job here is done." (0/11/3)
Lux: "But you did nothing" (4/5/3)
*Yasuo has disconnected from the game
Lux: "What a f**cking young buffalo!"

by PTKhang April 13, 2018

Thunder Buffalo

When you’re doing it raw and you slide a vibrater in her ass just before or during climax.

Dude, I just tried the Thunder Buffalo trick my buddy gave me and now she won’t return my calls.

by Big_Wildin October 17, 2023