The process of dunking one's tit/s into another person's mouth, preferably whilst they are fast asleep.
Man/Woman: "Thanks for the spontaneous tit bagging last night, my mouth has never felt so refreshed".
Woman/Manly-woman with bitch tits: "You're quite welcome".
Woman/Manly-woman with bitch tits: "You're quite welcome".
by OllieTB May 19, 2009
Get the Tit bagging mug.To give a miniature figurine of a dildo shaped bilbo baggins aka dildo baggins to an unsuspecting victim through a meticulously planned and orchestrated con.
Jim: hey jake, you got a light?
Jake: (knowing full well that Jim is going to ask him for a light because the dick always forgets a fucking lighter)
yeah buddy
*reaches and searches for a couple of seconds in pocket and says*
Oh, wait no, that’s just my dildo baggins.
*continue to search for two more seconds and pulls out the lighter*
Here it is
*hands it to jim*
Jim: thanks....um did you say dildo baggins?
Jake: yeah man, my dildo baggins.
*reaches into pocket pulling out the miniature figurine*
Yeah, lots of people carry these things. Here take this one, I have another at home.
*hands it to jim*
Jim: oh... no it’s alright, you keep it.
Jake: oh no Jim, I insist.
*places it firmly in Jim’s hand*
*Jim takes dildo baggins figurine into hand*
*Jim has a very strange feeling wash over him*
*Jim has just been dildo baggined.*
Jake: (knowing full well that Jim is going to ask him for a light because the dick always forgets a fucking lighter)
yeah buddy
*reaches and searches for a couple of seconds in pocket and says*
Oh, wait no, that’s just my dildo baggins.
*continue to search for two more seconds and pulls out the lighter*
Here it is
*hands it to jim*
Jim: thanks....um did you say dildo baggins?
Jake: yeah man, my dildo baggins.
*reaches into pocket pulling out the miniature figurine*
Yeah, lots of people carry these things. Here take this one, I have another at home.
*hands it to jim*
Jim: oh... no it’s alright, you keep it.
Jake: oh no Jim, I insist.
*places it firmly in Jim’s hand*
*Jim takes dildo baggins figurine into hand*
*Jim has a very strange feeling wash over him*
*Jim has just been dildo baggined.*
by chillycoat August 20, 2018
Get the Dildo Baggined mug.an archaic term meaning to either a) leave ones computer terminal unlocked and unattended, or b) let a usenet group know that someone has left their terminal unattended by posting a message proclaiming that they wear baggy pants.
sense a)
"I baggy-pantsed the other day (as i am a useless M$ windows user) and someone wiped out my work"
sense b) posted on a usenet group -
"hello my name is useless windows user and i waer baggy pants"
"I baggy-pantsed the other day (as i am a useless M$ windows user) and someone wiped out my work"
sense b) posted on a usenet group -
"hello my name is useless windows user and i waer baggy pants"
by obi1666 February 19, 2003
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Get the SHIT BAGGER mug.Charcter from J.R.R Tolkiens series "The Lord of the Rings" He destroyed the one ring and saved Middle Earth, with the help of Samwise and the rest of the fellowship. Sam helped him the most though.
by Lynne Adler May 13, 2005
Get the Frodo Baggins mug.When a guy has a grip of weed and wants to hang out and smoke, but you don't want to chill with him.
Evan: Hey man, Tyler's gunna bring some weed.
Paul: What?
Evan: Yeah, but he needs somewhere to crash tonight.
Wyatt: Yo dawg, that's some baggage weed.
Paul: What?
Evan: Yeah, but he needs somewhere to crash tonight.
Wyatt: Yo dawg, that's some baggage weed.
by Sizzzurp January 17, 2010
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