Bradenbowl

A twitch streamer that plays a 4 dollars cube game and practices special levels in case he becomes blind in the future, which won't happen.

"Yo Bradenbowl, when will you make Super Invisible Level ?"

by EterSky January 13, 2022

brayden

where to start. god brayden i hope you never read this but if you do then hi it’s turtle! sorry i had to use a code name there. okay anyway. if you’re ever lucky enough to meet a brayden then you better hang on to them with dear life. they are the sweetest person ever. they can be very sensitive at times. they have a barrier up around their soft side most of the time, but if you manage to unlock it then you must be the luckiest person ever. braydens tend to have curly brownish blonde hair that you just want to run your fingers through. they have shockingly blue eyes that make you wonder “dang i’ve never seen that color before”. brayden’s will tend to be very flirty but once they’re in a relationship they will be unbelievably loyal. also let them make the first move they like it more that way. and don’t pledge your love to them on urban dictionary like i just did ;) love you fishy

girl 1: holy cow your boyfriend is hot!
girl 2: yeah he’s a brayden!
girl 1: obviously!

by just your girl turtle February 7, 2022

Brayden prepolec

The guy that I have a crush on, Brayden is nice, athletic, and hot, he's also obsessed with keeping his hair in order, he is also incredibly funny

I think I'm in love with Brayden Prepolec!

by Ur mother! March 26, 2022

Brayden

Brayden is little gay rat, he’s my best friend, but still a little rat.

Ps: his mum likes me better

Brayden: kys you fat slut
yes thank you, from a sexy amber

Brayden has a mad, unhealthy obsession with ryan Reynolds

by hotgilf April 29, 2022

bitching bride

a women thats a bride who is a bitch

my wife is one of the bitching brides

by motaix November 13, 2011

popcorn bride

A girl that is lovely, hot and slim until her wedding, then explodes in size, straight out of that hot wedding dress she wears on the fateful day.

Bro, look at that girls arms, she has massive popcorn bride potential.

by I would rather not say. please January 6, 2014

Thee Braden Mount

Thee Braden Mount: You mount a female in a position where your knee caps are aligned and flush with a females ears and you insert your penis into her mouth. Whilst doing so, you take your "Strong Hand" (the hand that can take on fatigue the most) and "Finger Bang" thee shit out of her til the sun comes up or the cows come home, whatever comes first. (DISCLAIMER: Please have groomed, clean and manicured hands. The last thing you wanna do is scratch up the vaginal walls of your opponent, because that will be the last time you will interact with her in anyway, trust me. Also, please trim the hairs surrounding the male reproductive organs, for the love of god, why would you wanna lay the toupee you've been growing on your "Taint", on to her chin?)

Girl, honestly, all I wanna do is Thee Braden Mount on you.

by Maddy Duke February 13, 2014