bouche dag

bouche dag
1: An entitled turdbrain.
2: A Karen/Kyle.
3: A person that happens to be dumb and narcissistic, where they think they deserve everything but the only thing they deserve is a cactus rimming.
4: A variant of the species: doucheus bagius. They are a lot dumber than the average douche bag, and yet even more entitled. They often display characteristics of Narcissism and Psychopathy.

Steve: Keven just tried to take Alex From me, by throwing what he thought was a grenade, but it turned out it was an avocado.
Mark: Well it's been a while since we had a bouche dag outbreak.

by JJ377 August 9, 2020

Brachiojointus

A joint (or blunt) in the shape of the long-necked dinosaur named "Brachiosaurus".

"Bro, my sister's boyfriend's apartment got searched. The cops found a brachiojointus!

by iLewdLoli October 27, 2020

Bouch

A combination of a bed and a couch; usually formed by folding a mattress so it leans up against the wall, creating a “couch” look. Commonly used in poverty-stricken areas where affording both may not be possible.

Dude 1: How was your night? You took Jessica home, right? Any luck?

Dude 2: Man, I ain’t never going to her house again. She got a bouch!

by Ciroc_Obama November 14, 2020

bouchkee

A nickname for the most amazing, beautiful, caring and loving girlfriend

i love my bouchkee (BOO-CH-KEY)

by skillbill8 November 29, 2020

baruchaiyu

The man with a fat cock. He is also very handsome and respectful and everyone loves him.

Baruchaiyu is so awesome, and he has a big cock.

by Not Baruchaiyu chade December 10, 2020

Bouch

This is a word used by the twitter famous user "Yoldy1x" when he tries to vouch people.

"YOOOO IM DOWN" "bouch" -Yoldy

by elapid1x February 16, 2021

Bouch

Some dumbass named yoldy misspelled the word "vouch" and now here we are.

"fortnite is the best game ever created in the world" "bouch"

by elapid1x January 19, 2021