Cock bobber

A husband who needs to shut his mouth and suck his own dick

My husband is such a cock bobber, I run the house!

by Sammylee123 January 8, 2021

Sponge-bobbed

When a person soaks a sponge in semen and slaps someone in the face with it.

Lastnight my buddy Bob was asleep at my house and i Sponge-bobbed him

by Mellybell1989 January 25, 2021

Rubber Bobbers

Rubber Bobbers. Unreasonably large but pert boobs. Like buoys “bobbing on the water.

“Look at the Rubber Bobbers on that”.

by OMP August 25, 2022

no broblemo

when a bro thanks another bro, he replies with "no broblemo"

Thanks for getting those drinks for me.

No broblemo!

by Kledobear October 21, 2022

Got Bobbed

When your old retired white-man-privelidge neighbor from Boston stops passers by and engages them in awkward conversations that last way too long because he never developed hobbies or interests outside of his work and now he’s lonely, nosy, desperate for attention, and trying to meddle in everyone’s business.

The poor neighbors were walking by and Got Bobbed for ten minutes while trying to get away.

by Team LaBamba November 30, 2022

Got Bobbed

When your old retired white-man-privelidge neighbor from Boston stops passers by and engages them in awkward conversations that last way too long because he never developed hobbies or interests outside of his work and now he’s lonely, nosy, desperate for attention, and trying to meddle in everyone’s business.

The poor neighbors were walking by and Got Bobbed for ten minutes while trying to get away.

by Team LaBamba November 30, 2022

jolly-bobber

People who are half dancing/half walking very slowly in huge crowds. They constantly change direction and let their pets walk into you at high speed. They are extremely rude and inconsiderate and generally end up barging people out of their way. They get very grumpy when you outsmart them. They enjoy dancing to children's songs, and they especially love the Peppa Pig theme tune.

"Did you see those jolly-bobbers today?"
"Yes. One walked straight into me and shouted at me when they accidentally fell over. I must admit, it was hilarious!"

by AbsoluteDemonSpawn January 8, 2023