kevin: dude! check out my new P1i man!
brad: pass it over bro.
kevin: here u go..
*brad drops the phone and puts a scratch on it*
kevin: DUDE.....
*awkward silence*
sitruc: he just HAD to do a brad...
brad: pass it over bro.
kevin: here u go..
*brad drops the phone and puts a scratch on it*
kevin: DUDE.....
*awkward silence*
sitruc: he just HAD to do a brad...
by sitruc265 January 9, 2008

by Sheriff Robert Johnson September 6, 2023

When playing golf and you hit an errant shot, but somehow you get lucky and the ball ends up just fine, and you salvage a par or better.
Riley's ball took a Brad's Bounce when the ball hit the tree and landed on the green for an easy birdie.
by Big B of Memphis May 17, 2020

an urban-fashioned young gentleman who makes a brief appearance at a party. usually he wears glasses and has a "ball cap" on sideways with hoodie and necklace.
Beth: "did you see that hottie's clothes? He had on glasses and a hat!"
Tina: "for realz, yo! He was hella brooklyn brad"
Tina: "for realz, yo! He was hella brooklyn brad"
by lil thing October 12, 2009

The extra plastic fork you get at every meal event for that one friend or coworker usually named Brad that breaks his fork trying to cut his meat
by jenksk9 December 8, 2021

Brad Turner is the person you meet in your darkest hour. He makes you smile like its the easiest thing in the world. If you're lucky to be in a relationship with Brad, he'll make you feel like the most beautiful thing in the world.
Brad has many great attributes and talents.
He has great hair, and the most mesmerizing eyes, he plays guitar like a WIZARD and is unusually good at drinking and playing at the same time.
Brad will always take time to say he loves you and is thinking about you when he's far away. Brad will take care of you like you're his prize possession, often times offering to buy you things that you know you don't really need.
But Brad is different than other guys. He deserves more than what he gets and is a diamond that many people pass up. If you ever find a Brad, don't let him slip away.
Brad has the most beautiful mind and is deeper than you could ever know, he's something worth waiting for.
Brad has many great attributes and talents.
He has great hair, and the most mesmerizing eyes, he plays guitar like a WIZARD and is unusually good at drinking and playing at the same time.
Brad will always take time to say he loves you and is thinking about you when he's far away. Brad will take care of you like you're his prize possession, often times offering to buy you things that you know you don't really need.
But Brad is different than other guys. He deserves more than what he gets and is a diamond that many people pass up. If you ever find a Brad, don't let him slip away.
Brad has the most beautiful mind and is deeper than you could ever know, he's something worth waiting for.
#1 Hey, is that Brad Turner?
#2 Yeah, I wonder if he'll shred guitar for us
#1 Who cares, I've already named our children
#2 Yeah, I wonder if he'll shred guitar for us
#1 Who cares, I've already named our children
by Captkitteh July 16, 2016

A person who asks for a menu then hangs up after stating name. Has a brother named Mike bobaguard who finds plastic forks in the middle of a pizza after eating half of it.
by ya momma’s boyfriend August 2, 2022
