Get the Booftastic mug.Serious progression of an untreated minor scrape or injury, usually gone unnoticed due to various states of inebriation or impairment...for instance while fleeing after getting drunk and getting hit on by an overly friendly male prostitute who looks deceptively female
OH! Now I remember, your leg :-\
I think you cut it and it got a boo boo: You were running from that hot hindi chick with an adams apple, and you tripped into a cesspool.
Don't remind me! I was hungover for three days after that, and came around with a full-on Boofection!
I think you cut it and it got a boo boo: You were running from that hot hindi chick with an adams apple, and you tripped into a cesspool.
Don't remind me! I was hungover for three days after that, and came around with a full-on Boofection!
by genxsync October 23, 2012
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Why does this ecstasy taste like shit?!
That's 'cause Amy hid them in her ass instead of her twat.
What a booffoon!
Why does this ecstasy taste like shit?!
That's 'cause Amy hid them in her ass instead of her twat.
What a booffoon!
by BoofAunt September 28, 2015
Get the Booffoon mug.Is a big legend, who enjoys memes a little too much and is bad at games. Boofel also suffers from anxiety around girls.
Lewis: "Do you see that guy over there?"
Tom: "Yeah, what about him?"
Lewis: "He's a right boofel, I was talking to him last night on teamspeak. Funny guy but bad at games"
Tom: "Yeah, what about him?"
Lewis: "He's a right boofel, I was talking to him last night on teamspeak. Funny guy but bad at games"
by Doggor May 2, 2018
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You see a big girl walking down the street?-Boof!
Cow?-BOOf
Fat cat?-Boof
huge thic muscle man?-BOof
You see a big girl walking down the street?-Boof!
Cow?-BOOf
Fat cat?-Boof
huge thic muscle man?-BOof
by DeeTor33 May 29, 2018
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Get the Boobtips mug.Dense cluster of boobs in a confined space. Generally occurs in Sephora, near puppies, and the girl’s restroom at Beyoncé concerts.
There was so much boobtraffic when “All the Single Ladies” came on, that I had to leave the dance floor.
by submissionbyomission February 24, 2018
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