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Phone Bomber

A phone bomber is someone who shouts random and/or offensive things while their friends are on the phone. Usually ruins the person on the phone's day.
1. Andy- *on the phone* hey dad I'm at chris's house
Dad-*also on phone* is there a party there?
Andy-*still on phone* no
Bob- STOP HOGGING THE KEG ANDY!
Dad- come home now.
Andy- wow bob you're such a phone bomber

2. Phil- *on phone* hello mr smith I'm calling about that help wanted ad on your window
James- PENIS!!!
Mr smith- call me back when your phone bomber friend leaves
Phone Bomber by Fguvddybfs May 4, 2009

Redneck suicide bomber 

One who inserts a black cat firecracker in one's eurethra and ignites the Fuze just before penetration
Dude one:"Just successfully pulled of a Redneck suicide bomber"
Dude two:"NOICE!"

booty bomber 

the term for the guy who flew over christmas '09 with explosive underwear
security sure got tight after the booty bomber. but i knw that bomb-sniffing canines can be easily trained to sniff peoples butts.
booty bomber by GlyphTagger December 31, 2009

Dapple Bomber 

when you're giving a guy a hand job and the penis is aimed up at his face, and it explodes on him and lands in his mouth. usually accompanied by a 5 second countdown
5, 4, 3, 2, 1...BLAST OFF! now thats a Dapple Bomber!
Dapple Bomber by wtf wth bish March 27, 2010

suicide bomber 

noun

One who carries an explosive device on their person which is capable of triggering an instant detonation with a blast yield significant enough to destroy the target as well as the bomber. Suicide bombing is a low-cost yet emphatic method of delivering a bomb which is most frequently employed by forces too disadvantaged to fight at their enemy's military level.
The earliest recorded instances of suicide attacks are perhaps those in the Bible, notably the Amorites' attacks on the Jews, and Samson's attack on a Philistine temple.

The first recorded suicide bomber was perhaps Jan van Speijk, a Dutch lieutenant who detonated his own ship in the Belgian Revolution of the 1830s, or Karl Klinke in 1864 at the Battle of Dybbøl.
suicide bomber by Kyle Rybski April 28, 2007

Steeze Bomber 

Hey man im really drunk lets go have a steeze bomber