Blunko

An exclamation, after you put something in your ass

Timmy: ohh geez Sally! That strap on really hurts! Blunko!

Sally: quit bitching you little simp boy, you're pathetic!

by Titidjsbbr June 7, 2023

Blendover

When a heterosexual secretly lives behind closed doors, often indulging in apps or profiles geared towards extreme sexual behaviors and fetishes while returning home to their sweet wife and kittens. Specifically, they prefer from the behind and have incestuous wet dreams. The lines are "blended" of acceptable and unacceptable norms of desires. Suppression often leads to double lives and divorce.

I found my husband's gayfisting reddit thread, and the dots finally connected that he loved to blendover, and often spends hours in the shower pleasing himself analy with our soap bottles and razor sticks.

by Leafduster June 19, 2023

blunder biscuits

A reward despite mistakes or poor performance that makes someone or something appear undeserving

I can’t believe management is still giving Kyle the best leads after he fumbled that corporate sale last week. It’s total blunder biscuits.

by SugarSmacks! July 19, 2023

Blunderbusting

when someone is performing well at a game by using the worst/stupidest strategy or technique possible.
Examples include: Duck hunt in smash bros, brown properties in monopoly, battle medic in TF2.
It isn’t always the worst strategy but it is usually the most dumb and/or annoying.

HOW IS HE WINNING LIKE THAT!? Bro is doing some serious blunderbusting.

by 3thernet jak July 19, 2024

blunderway

The state of something that will not be successful has begun - it is underway but it is destined to be a brilliant blunder.

As Seth began to hide all of his money in his sock so he would feel safe when he walked through the rough neighborhood filled with pickpockets, robbers, and gang members. He left the house wearing cargo shorts instead of pants and his left sock was visibly filled with a roll of $20's. His mission to get through this 'hood was certainly blunderway.

by von groovy July 27, 2024

Blunderblunk

Blunderblunk (noun) a phrase to use recognizing a grave mistake someone or you have committed, can also be used as a phrase for getting shot point blank by a firearm.

An example of this word would be "Did you see how badly that guy blunderblunked?" or "Holy fuck he got blunderblunked."

by terun August 9, 2024

blunderbussy

def. A penis widened by the use of a phallic shaped object forced through the urethra

Ex. Guy 1: Did you see that session of the Pain Olympics?

Guy 2: Nah what happened?

Guy 1: This guy shoved a dildo up his urethra

turning his penis into a blunderbussy.

by BungusChung October 4, 2023