CAC Blocked

When somebody else blocks you from using your CAC (Common Access Card) to log into a computer by inserting their CAC into the computer you were going to use. This is usually done purposely but does not have to be.

Paul: *walking over to a computer requiring him to insert his CAC to log in*
Tina: *notices Paul walking towards said computer*
Tina: *quickly cuts Paul off and inserts her CAC into the computer Paul was going to use, thereby using it herself*
Tina: Well, looks like I just got the last computer in the office.
Paul: Hey, what the heck Tina, you just CAC blocked me!

by Shadow-Dude June 12, 2018

Pot Blocked

When you head to your favorite bathroom stall, only to find it in use by someone else.

When my morning coffee hit, I ran to my favorite bathroom stall, only to find myself pot blocked by some asshole.

by Wes "White Chocolate" Nessman March 3, 2019

Tok Blocked

The act of disrupting and otherwise ruining your child's repeated attempts to record TikTok videos 24 hrs a day.

I just tok blocked her by throwing out a peace sign in front of the camera everytime she was about to finish her video

by Reyalp411 May 28, 2019

Rage Blocked

When your customer blocks your phone number due to receiving 5 SPAM calls immediately prior to your scheduled call.

Brad "rage blocked" my cell because he was tired of getting notice for his credit card balances, IRS late payments, and free medical equipment.

by jcdrunner April 9, 2019

Smock blocked

When your cute waiter's crotch is blocked from view because they have a smock or apron covering that area.

I was trying to peep what my waiter was packing in his pants, but I got smock blocked.

by ThirstyLittleMoose October 21, 2020

Rock blocked

A term used while skating that describes when a rock jams your wheel

Fuck, I scraped my knee after getting rock blocked.

by LightNaCl February 7, 2022

Brock blocked

When a pro athlete's starting job is no longer available after returning from injury.

Jimmy G was proud he would be able to return for the playoffs, turns out he was Brock blocked!

by Clone49 January 10, 2023