Berties

Abbrev. Liberties

To assume privileges that have not been bestowed upon you.

To get above your station

OI ! I was watching that !

Who's house do you think you're in in man ? Seriously, that was bare berties. Get the kettle on.

Oh right, yeah help yourself to angel cake, dont mind me. Is this a sponsored bertathon ?

by Man79 October 24, 2010

BERT MCCRACKEN

Bert Mccraken, sexy beast. Wonderful singer, I wish to fuck him. He promised me a fuck......I still want it. I'm waiting Bert............(waits)

sings *I love you Bert!* *I love you so much!* *BERT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME!!* (sang in out of tune voice, much unlike Bert's)

by Kailey April 12, 2005

Bertha

That one white girl that be mad annoying in the call of duty mobile chat

WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING IN THE CHAT BERTHA!!

by Reyhan latif January 12, 2020

E-bert

A man-hoe,or a Metro-sexual, or tool.

Chuck Norris is an E-bert.

by Chuck Zarka April 18, 2011

bertie

Really couldn't give a damn

'George Bush is coming to London'
'Bertie'

by Chris Hume December 24, 2003

a bert

After a nice round of anal sex..Provide your sexual partner with a unibrow of nothing but shit...:D

I fucked liz and then gave her a bert,.She looked like bert from Sesme street

by Darling-Beau February 12, 2007

bertie's madness

Nickname for lead singer of The Used, Bert McCracken's habit of vomiting on stage some say it's a gimic but it is actualy induced by pancreatitis which was probably caused by drugs and alcohol.

Man bertie's madness must suck!

by Accid_Trippin July 29, 2005