Bleach

The most delectable substance you'll ever drink.

Only causes small damage to the brain.

Taste like candy.

Takes only a few gallons of it to die.

Can find at ur local grocery store!

I drank 3 gallons of bleach last night it was so good!

by Lance_is_my_fucking_bae_210 March 16, 2017

crystal clear bleach

bleach but its clear and can be mistaken for water

little timmy almost drinked crystal clear bleach because he thought it was water

by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 28, 2024

Bleach

1. A human's favorite drink.
2. To describe something (ugly, horrible, ect.)

Ex.1: Boy 1. Man I love bleach!
Boy 2. What flavor?
Boy 1. Lemon scented, the best kind!

Ex.2: Jesus that guy looks like bleach

by AxillarySAO October 24, 2016

Bleach

My favorite drink.

Hey man did you drink my bleach?
No. *Vomits.

by poolmanwade July 30, 2016

bleach blonde bad built butch body

bleach blonde bad built butch body: A brutally concise physical description of a notional congressperson ruled not to be in violation of non-personnal attack rules for adding descriptive statements to the congressional record.

Congressional Representative Jasmine Crockett, TX: "Mr. Chairman, are you saying that if I spoke about someone's bleach blonde bad built butch body it would not be in violation of the record?"

by Powerfoe May 22, 2024

Bleach

Peak fiction, with the best characters in the show.

Let's sit down and watch bleach

by gl0ck0x June 23, 2021

bleach the pig's asshole

Cleaning something to an extreme or unusual degree.

You have been cleaning your lawn mower all day I can see myself in the blades, are you trying to bleach the pig's asshole?

by P0rky69 February 14, 2024