Doing the beets

In key west, Louie’s backyard, the waitress Donna, who appeared mysteriously in a dizzying haze, expressed her desire to make love to a customer.

I’m doing the beets...well, you’re eating the beets.

by Odin1x May 27, 2018

Hurdy ass beeter

The gratest bestt weponn/guhn nown to mane kinde

I murderderd dat Hyperion basterrd with me hurdy ass beeter

by Hurdy ass better September 29, 2020

Hurdy ass beeter

The gratest wepohn/guhn nown to mahn kinde

I murderderd dat Hyperion basterred with me hurdy ass beeter

by Hurdy ass better September 29, 2020

ass beetle

A beetle of dung. Infests regularly. No cure. Falls out of your ass at its own accord. Believed to be caused by 3 day old sushi.

"Excuse me, Miss, your ass beetle is hanging out."

by Metatron Agent of God September 26, 2003

Beetus Zebra

1.Something bad that always is looming over you, like it or not (Can be anything, not only the beetus.) , A sinking bad feeling, a pessimist.

1:Wow I know i am going to fail this test!
2: Don't let that Beetus Zebra get at you!

Or

1: Wow (Name) is a real Beetus Zebra!

by BeetusMaster July 24, 2011

bag beetle

Pubic lice, little critters that dwell in the hair on your naughty parts. They can be spread through sexual intercourse, but you can also get them from toliet seats, bed sheets, or someone else's underwear. More commonly known as crabs.

Jimmy's been scratching at his pants all night. Five bucks says Joan gave him the bag beetles.

by Snow Globe October 2, 2006

Beetroot

A person who's face has turned a red/purple because they are embarrassed, 'beetroot' is usually shouted when someone does something embarrassing and try's to pass it off.

(school kid drops food tray onto floor and his face turns red)
Guy 1: WWWAAAYYYY!!
Guy 2: WWWAAAYYY!
Guy 3: (aside to friend) his face is beetroot
Guy 2: haha ye
Guy 1: (shouted at kid) BEETROOT!!!
Guy 3: BEETROOT!!!!

by Beetrootboy December 8, 2012