Bagel-Whore

A girl who hires herself out on street corners for less than it takes to buy a bagel.

Term originates from the fanfiction story 'Liberated Aficionado' by Queen-Cocaine.

Person 1: I heard that Helen sucked off fifteen guys and got paid four dollars.
Person 2: I know, she's such a bagel-whore.

by Sno-kween December 28, 2008

whiskey bagel

The female alternative to whiskey dick.

"I was partying at Tortuga, and I was so drunk that I had a bad case of the whiskey bagel."

by barazov December 20, 2008

Rusty Bagel

When you eat a red heads butthole and her anus is extremely hairy (hence the rust)!

Yo tyler did you see that redhead! I'd give her a rusty bagel

by Isaac Lustig August 5, 2017

babelicious

Babe + delicious. Describes the sexiness of a female. Is often deliberately used in the porn industry, but can be also used on praising a T+ image.

It may also describe a covetous man, but that seems to be rather a wide-spread mistake.

by Zdenek August 18, 2004

Whore bagel

Whore bagel is an insult that is usually directed towards people who are stupid and or more "whorish" then others.

Brianna you aint nothin but a dirty whore bagel!

by Benton November 15, 2004

bagels

code word for marijuana

person 1 - "Hey are we still going to eat bagels after school?"
person 2 - "Yeah i have so many. We are going to be so full!"

by Kobie Bananas March 19, 2010

nuts and bagels

One that is not just nuts, but so crazy that he or she is nuts AND bagels.

That guy came in the room and danced around naked and then he stuck 4 toothpicks in his peehole...nuts and bagels!

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 16, 2007