brown batter 

When you take a shit and its liquid and poors out like, cake batter out of a mixing bowl.

Your mom must be making a cake in the toilet, judgeing by the brown batter.

brown batter by Matthew Kibby December 13, 2006

spreadable buttery ballsack 

the technique of saran rapping your balls and then running laps until sweaty then spreading and sliding it over your partners face.

damn, the "Big 86" gave that bitch a spreadable buttery ballsack yesterday.

spreadable buttery ballsack by Italiano 19 January 17, 2009

Baby Batter Blizzard

After coming home from Dairy Queen, your friend, relative, or significant other puts their DQ Blizzard in the freezer for later. You pull a fast one and ejaculate into their Blizzard mix it around and put it back.

Jillian: Charlie, I'll be right back, I have to pick up my mother at the airport. Can you take care of the dogs and please don't eat my Dairy Queen!

Charlie: Yeah no problem.(Takes out phone to call Frank)

Frank: Whats up?

Charlie: Baby Batter Blizzard.

Frank: I love you.

Baby Batter Blizzard by SchlongJohnSilvers December 23, 2012

Buttery Facial 

1. When you give someone a facial (that is, treat or serve them) and it's all smooth hence buttery. Giving someone a buttery facial may include, but is not limited to: using large, sophisticated words; being very clever and well thought out; and may take a few good seconds for the average person to understand.

2. When you spread butter on someone's face for whatever reason.

1. Damn, he gave me an uber buttery facial. It was really well thought out and it used all these big words like "incomparable." It really made me feel bad... :(

2. I was really bored so I decided to spread butter all over my face. I gave myself a buttery facial.

Buttery Facial by Agloerxdjorn January 31, 2010

mexican battering ram 

When one uses a frozen burrito to forcefully penetrate another in the orifice of choice with the sole intention of raising the internal temperature of the burrito to an edible level.

I was hungry so I gave her the ol' Mexican Battering Ram. Beans everywhere. Refried Creampie.

mexican battering ram by afternoondelight77 July 19, 2011

Buttery Nipple 

A delicious alcoholic beverage.
Composed of a bottom layer of Butterscotch schnapps (and optional melted butterscotch) and a top layer of Irish cream. A favorite semi-girly drink of many.

I ordered a buttery nipple at the cocktail bar last night.

Buttery Nipple by toee December 3, 2006

buttery handful 

What is achieved when one cuts a hole in the bottom of a popcorn container and inserts his penis. Then proceeds to offer a handful of this buttery delight to his date.

At first the date was moving pretty slow, but about a third of the way into Nanny Mcphee..... I slipped her the buttery handful!

buttery handful by Loosejuice333 May 28, 2008