Batmanning

The act of opening your coat around someone trying to light a cigarette, bowl, or joint outside when it is windy to block the breeze. To block the wind from blowing out a lighter. Opening your jacket like batman to help a fellow smoker.

Person 1: "The damn wind keeps blowing out my lighter. I can't even smoke!"
Person 2: "Here man let me Batman you, just don't light me on fire"

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Person 1: "The wind was so bad yesterday, we took turns Batmanning eachother to toke"
Person 2: "Batmanning? What's that?"
Person 1: "They just blocked the wind from the one with the joint so it can light"

by xSamix December 23, 2013

Batman Vs. Superman : Dawn of Justice (BvS)

BvS , Batman Vs Superman is the movie where the director tried to show complexity , symbolism and deepness , but due to low to no IQ some people cry saying it's a bad movie, especially the MCUtards and the so called neutral DC+MCU fans cry about it because they don't understand BvS nor do they understand any other movie than MCU movie, BvS was a perfect DC movie , but ever since MCU came into picture, MCU ruined people's taste in movies due to which people say BvS was bad, Critics were paid to bash the movie due to which it affected a little on it's box office, yet it made over $800million and BvS is the movie which perfectly represents Batman and Superman.

A: Oh boy! Batman Vs. Superman : Dawn of Justice (BvS) is a great movie.
B: that's the worst movie, it ruined Batman and Superman.
A: oh and what's your favourite movie?
B: Endgame...
A: ah! I expected it, you MCUtards have no taste in movie and y'all shit on everything that isn't made by Disney! So GTFO.

by PhosphoRex October 28, 2019

batmanning

The act of lurking in a dark corner or shadowy area at a party or social event rather than socializing and engaging with others. Particularly revelant if the person is wearing black articles of clothing. Applies only to a single person, not a group of people.

Danielle, stop batmanning and come play beer pong.

Jim was being really weird last night. He just kept batmanning instead of being a good wingman.

by TheATNgUY December 11, 2012

Bummer City, Batman

A phrase which denotes an unfortunate occurrence, about which little can be done or which has no simple remedy.

"Someone just dropped my wallet into the sewer main!"
"Bummer City, Batman."

by TerraForce September 19, 2006

Batman Boner

You take a girl paragliding and instead of giving her a parasail you throw her off the gliff, glide down and safe her from certain death and proceed to fuck her in the air.

Guy: Hey wanna go parasailing?
Girl: ooh that sounds exciting, can we try the batman boner?
Guy: ehh i did that last weekend, my penis has to recover

by iamtdean October 6, 2011

batman syndrome

When a person has so many gadgets on his/her belt (usually his) that they look like Batman. gadget can include Blackberry, pager, cell phone, tools, keys, flashlight ...

Bob has to carry a pager for work now . With his cell phone and Leartherman on his belt he totally looks like he has the Batman syndrome.

by gregounours October 16, 2009

Batmanned

1. To have someone disappear from you in a manner in which they can neither be seen nor heard. This often done when someone has been speaking looks away and finds that you are no longer in the area.

2. When someone uses their logic knowledge of your behavior/weaknesses and detective skills to either claim victory in a fight or obtain some sort of advantage over you

1. Harvey Dent: So how are you gonna get him back any
(sees Batman has left)

Jim Gordon: Yea he does that.

Harvey Dent has been Batmanned

2. Kenny:Steven I just hacked your I-phone.

Steven: How'd ou get my password

Kenny: I typed in your girlfriend Lexi's name

Steven: What the fuck

Kenny: You've been Batmanned

by SuperSaiyan5 October 21, 2012