backyard bandit

backyard bandits are people who steal men or women arse virginity's or just rape them it can occur anywhere at anytime but the term is most commonly used when you hear screaming from your neighbors backyard to see him getting anally penetrated by some deviously looking people, but you dear not help as they will come after you and police do not both as they are usually involved.

derives from the separate definitions

1. backyard; slang for the posterior portion of the human body; substitutes for "bum", "butt", and "ass"

2. bandit; a thief, someone who steals, then rides away, is usually very ruff

they travel in varying numbers be very cautious if you spot one, although it they are very hard to spot because they take any shape and form.

best advise is to run and dont hide with your bum sticking up

man that sarah chick is ruff i here she rides with the backyard bandits and sometimes joins in with a 12" strap on

oh no our neighbor andrew is getting done over by the backyard bandits again!...
oh wow he kinda looks like hes enjoying it this time

Eliza you backyard bandit get out of there!

jenna is walking like she dating a backyard bandit, what did she do last night?

by b-rad tizzle June 2, 2009

backyardigans

A children's show played on nickelodeon that makes a very sorry attempt at creating an image of equal representation for negroes, mexican'ts, and homo's.

Obama loves teaching young kids to watch the Backyardigans!...for obvious reasons.

by Tio Tony December 20, 2008

Backyard Wack

Substandard Ghetto Weed. Low Quality weed one notch lower than Backyard Boogie.

I tried to get some KGB, but theres nothing around but Backyard Wack!

by Bobby Brooks January 10, 2005

backyard creeper

A strain of cannabis that is attributed by its high creeping up on you and then hitting like a brick wall.

Characteristics of this weed are:
Distinctive red hairs
A potent smell when smoked

Dude...I took a sick rip of this backyard creeper off Kyle's bong.

by Adam Michealson March 29, 2007

Bakey Faced

*Bakey Faced*
- the outcome of one hell of a bake sess-o..its probably the greatest feeling in the whole entire world..its when you smoke so much marijuana that you can't help but look blowed..act blowed..and just be blowed..

how can you tell your bakey faced?
-eyes become blood shot..
-you get cotton mouth..
-smile from ear to ear..
-laughing about anything..
-smashing on munchies..

the difference between being high..and being bakey faced
-when your high you can still function appropriately..
-when your bakey faced, you honestly can't control yourself..
ex: when your high, you may smash everything in the fridge.. when your bakey faced..you cash the fuck out at any fast food place..ordering enough food to feed an army..lol

"we just blew lyke 8 rello's..im soo fuckin bakey faced"

by [TiFFers]myspace.com/xxtiffers June 28, 2009

backney

pinples, zits, black heads, on your back

mom can i get some proactive ?
why?
i have backney

by leatard dancing princesiss March 4, 2011

backtype

The word used to describe backtalking or smart-ass remarks made via internet chat and not face-to-face.

iChat Chat Log

Dan: Make sure the dishes and laundry are done before I get home.

Abbey: No, why should I clean up your mess?

Dan: Don't backtype me Abbey! You're grounded!

by Dan A. Root August 16, 2011