Ur aunt a gass plant

Well you could say that your mom gay, your dad lesbian , your granny tranny and your grandpap a trap is bad, like really bad, but then you haven't heared of this yet! this will completely destroy your hopes and dreams! no u ain't even possible on this one.
Her: Your grandpap a trap
Me: Ur aunt a gass plant
Her *evaporates and gets swollen by a demon*
by LPTC1066 March 14, 2018
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oh my giddy aunt

oh my giddy aunt is an expression meaning that you are surprised and shocked at the same time and is the perfect way to describe it!
oh my giddy aunt did he just jump off that building
by aysheaa October 18, 2020
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Aunt Jemima Gang Race

This is a race that requires a minimum of three men and one woman. Each of the men have a jug of maple syrup. They then race to see who can chug it faster. This is all done while they gang bang the female. If you cum before you finish the syrup you are disqualified. You win simply by competing!
Boy that was one hell of an Aunt Jemima Gang Race! I narrowly beat Ryland , but he blew his load right near the end. I guess he should have chosen heads instead of tails
by Papa Grizzly March 23, 2010
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half-co-aunt-in-law

My half-co-aunt-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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Aunt Flo & Uncle Red

The people that VISIT while I am on the rag.
Damn girl, I can't give it up tonight, Aunt Flo and Uncle Red are in town.
by Skillett March 31, 2004
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Gay Old Aunt Tom

The hashtag #GOAT has always been associated to "Greatest of All Time".
In honor of THE GOAT, #12 Tom Brady of the New England Patriots.
We introduce the true definition of GOAT. Gay. Old. Aunt. Tom.
Tom Brady sure is an annoying fool, but be nice to Gay Old Aunt Tom, he is sweet even if mentally challenged.
by chinoalfonz April 14, 2017
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my great aunt fanny

fanny is a euphemism for the buttocks. So the exclamation "My Aunt Fanny!" or "My great Aunt Fanny!" is to say
"My ass!" as something of a perturbed rebuttal or reply
"I think YOU dented my car."

(surprise and denial) "My great Aunt Fanny! I did not!"
by theguywhobrokethebank November 02, 2013
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