Asparagus body

You have a “straight” body shape with no curves, you stink but you have layers and your beautiful.

Timmi said softly to Chloe “I love you(y), your body is aparagu(y)s”. (speaking cursive)

Chloe- (stares blankly)

Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.

Emily- My what??

by $helly$shell September 9, 2020

Asparagus body

You have a “straight” body shape with no curves, you stink but you have layers and your beautiful.

Timmi said softly to Chloe “I love you(y), your body is aparagu(y)s”. (speaking cursive)

Chloe- (stares blankly)

Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.

Emily- My what??

by $helly$shell September 9, 2020

Asparapiss

When you eat asparagus for dinner and get the dreaded pee that reeks of it afterwards

Mmmmm Terry, that was some delicious roasted asparagus! Later I’m going to have to asparapiss.

by TahoeGal September 12, 2020

Assarakato

This is an Egyptian slang in response to the Arabic greeting "As-salamu alaykum/Peace be upon you".
It is formed by quick pronunciation of the classic response "Alaykum as-salam wa rahmatolaah wa barakato".
A- = Alaykum
-ssa- = As-salam
-ra- = rahmatollah
-kato = barakato

عسراكاتو

Mohamed: As-salamu alaykum.
Omar: Assarakato, bro.

by Mohamed M. Yosef September 14, 2020

amarania

A female that is a beautiful blooming one , one who is quiet and lonely but is forever a favorite soldier.

You are my amarania . Gosh shes such and Amarania .

by Aiyaunna-Renee November 1, 2020

Ashara

Ashara is the most sexiest girl alive. She will make you cum.she’s the best girl ever loyal and will murder you when your sleeping

Ashara oh ashara I love you 😍

by Lily.aka.retard November 7, 2020

asparawhogivesashitit'spluralfuckyou

as-spar-a-who-gives-a-shit-it's-plural-fuck-you
/uh/spare/uh/hoo/givs/a/shit/its/plur/ul/fuk/yu/
n.
the plural form of 'asparagus'

In Veggie Tales, there is a baby asparagus. This seems to imply that his parents, the two taller asparawhogivesashitit'spluralfuckyou had sexual intercourse in order to reproduce. Either that or mitosis.

by liighty December 1, 2020