when you're about to bone a dude you don't really want to bone, so you make a fake vagina with your hands, and the dude gets punk'd by your fake vagina.
I was so drunk last night and I ended up at home with Brad, so I had to ashton kutcher him so he would leave my apartment.
by spread mollusk September 1, 2017

Super cute and amazingly gorgeous. Should be a model,but isn’t because they’re modest. But not really they’re a brat. Offend them and pay with your life because they ain’t messing around. If you ever encounter one, bring chocolate and money.
Lennnieiy: wow what a pretty girl.
Gina: ya, that’s Ashton
Lennnieiey wow she’s like a model
Gina: hotdog
Gina: ya, that’s Ashton
Lennnieiey wow she’s like a model
Gina: hotdog
by Areign February 6, 2019

Ashton is the type of person who is a literal cunt and succs all the little boy peepee he can find. He's super fucking gay even though he says he isn't.
by cocksuccer April 10, 2019

Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.
by Eli Vitolio Stinky April 27, 2022

Ashton is usually a boy in his mid to late teens he is incredibly handsome ,charismatic and a great actor he is also the greatest living guitarist in the world today
by Gsus123 May 10, 2022

A amazing boy who loves to tease people in school. Can be very annoying at some times but is smart. Normally a troublemaker but is really nice when you get to know him. His name means “Ashes of trees”. According to TikTok if you have a A and a N in your name you’re hot. Theirs no doubt about it. Ashton is not hot… but REALLY cute. He has beautiful eyes where you can get lost in easily. Normally he hangs out with the trouble makers. He is the BEST guy best friend you will ever have, you might get annoyed about how he gets jealous. Ashton tries not to show his jealousy, he’s very good at it too. Ashton’s normally have dirty blond hair which is long, and also hazel eyes. He is normally mean to people but has his soft spots! He is very smart and normally has straight A’s. Ashton’s normally are an only child or, most commonly have 2-3 siblings.
Person 1: OMG- IS THAT ASHTON?!
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: I love his eyes….
Person 2: Me too…
Person 1: The Ashton (boy) is so much hotter than the Ashton girls…
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: I love his eyes….
Person 2: Me too…
Person 1: The Ashton (boy) is so much hotter than the Ashton girls…
by Eminem’s nightmare November 14, 2023
