What I need to know

If you would just tell me this it would solve all of my problems immediately.
Hym "I mean if you would just tell me what I need to know the problem would be solved. But you don't want want to because that would be too easy. Life should be hard. I should have to try. Why? Seriously, why should I have to if I don't have to naturally? If I can just get things without, why make me?"
by Hym Iam June 22, 2022
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I can't even know

An expression used when somebody is to drunk to make sense.
Matt proclaimed "I can't even know what it was" after being hit in the head with a coke bottle, obviously drunk.
by fv July 28, 2008
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What you can say when you literally dead because of how bored you actually are.
Dude 1: i don’t know what I’m doing lol
Dude 2: cmon let’s go play sum minecraft
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A phrase uttered by those who have given up on life after realizing their existence is meaningless, futile, and possibly fraudulent. Etymology: Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode "Dumber Dolls"
Happy Time Harry: Hey, wiggle jiggle, why you jiggle so much? Is it because he know deep inside you're a fraud? ... What the hell do you need night vision goggles for? You're a hillbilly!

Jiggle Billy: I don't know why I have these goggles ...
by Cephiroth May 15, 2010
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Originally Northern Irish, this expression shows confusion. As in:
(1) I'm so drunk I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut!
(2) What the fuck are you talking about?! You don't know if you need a shit or a haircut!
by Bobby8585 July 30, 2008
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