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Alex

He is hot as hell. And a snack.
Alex‘s name really describes him.
by Ugly Ratttt October 13, 2019
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Alex is a literal meme. He plays percussion decently and blows your eardrums but you always forgive him because he’s a meme and he’s really funny. that’s everyone says they hate alex but secretly loves him. He will always share food and gets all the girls (somehow).
Alex: (plays drums)
Everyone else in the room: shut up Alex !!!!
Like 5 girls: swoons
by Booksbe4boysiguess October 6, 2017
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Alex was simping hard yesterday but still got friend zoned
by Poppy face April 19, 2020
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A simp for girls in video games. A guy that won't listen to any of your fucking callouts and says I got this.
Teammates: Ayo behind you
Alex: SHhh Shh I got this and keeps looking forward*
*Dies from behind*
Teammate: What THE FUCK DID I JUST TELL YOU.

*Girl joins the lobby*
Alex: Ayo can I get Yo Snap.
Girl: If you beat me in a 1vs1.
by sadfacesimp September 8, 2020
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"Hey Tony pass me the alex!"
by Sinplistic March 22, 2008
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A fairly attractive man, don't let his man-like appearance fool you. Deep down he is a man child who enjoys lewd jokes and playing in the park. He's a sweet guy usually, but will try to persuade you otherwise with buckets full of bravado and constant boasting. If he compliments you it will usually be quickly followed by an insult, so don't get too excited. He's pretty fit, although could use a few more sit ups in the gym.

He's often known to steal people's catch phrases and use them as his own, and will never concede to being wrong or not know directions. His favourite pastimes include munting, motorbike riding and chucking hissy fits when he loses his phone. He is creatively inclined, and can design clothes and will usually play a musical instrument. Most common phrases include "All of the....", "I'm starting to enjoy your company, which is depressing" and donald duck impersonations. He is also known for his very distinct dance moves. If you know an Alex, you're pretty lucky.
Guy1: "I went munting the other night..."

Guy2: "Oh, were you with Alex?"

Girl1: "That guy is so hot....although he is really neglecting those sit ups"
Girl2: "Sounds like Alex."
by Clint Heroldini January 6, 2013
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Fuckboy ass nigga that has no life and sucks huge long penis
Alex is so much of a fuckboy
by Fuckboy nigger April 25, 2017
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