My AK is jammed

When you are bad in Counter Strike and keep losing but you dont want to blame yourself.

Person 1: Bro, Person 2 you are so bad at the game, stop playing it.
Person 2: It's not me, My AK is jammed, doesn't want to shoot.

by pepsimango July 21, 2024

Ak

A gay man who likes searching up rule 34 of genshin impact characters

Oh my god Ak you need therapy

by Sparklysoda September 4, 2021

Dirty AK

When in war you take your AK machine gun and jam it up the enemies anal while emptying a 100 round drum.

Yea, when i was in the Marines performed a few Dirty Ak's. I loved every moment of it.

by Dirty AK June 23, 2023

AK-47

mmmm.. AK-47 aka, ass kicker-47 the best gun. AK-47, also called Kalashnikov Model 1947, Soviet assault rifle, possibly the most widely used shoulder weapon in the world. The initials AK represent Avtomat Kalashnikova, Russian for “automatic Kalashnikov,” for its designer, Mikhail Timofeyevich Kalashnikov

The gunmen opened fire with AK-47 rifles

by elyeeto el feeto November 29, 2022

ak maidin

a handsome old man who's skin hitam manis , don't mess with him and his funny and lovable too, a bit clumsy too

oh ak maidin your soo handsome

by hula ray July 18, 2020

AK-47

I brought one to school

Run he has a Ak-47

by Blyatcyka254 December 3, 2019

AKS Scramble

When you and four of your friends are with a girl and one person shoots his shot first and then you all play your own balls into the hole.

"Hey Shamus, did you the boys run the AKS Scramble on that girl last night?" - Larry
"Yea man, Karl played his shot first and then we all played our balls into the hole!" - Shamus
"Whoa bro, huzzah!" - Larry

by Richard Hasherpes September 22, 2022