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Ahmed syndrome

The disability to lose basic and fundamental cognitive abilities and have a constantly decreasing attention span that worsens by the minute which leads you to interrupt your friend's conversations or space out into the abyss every now and then.
"Faisal you're not paying attention, did the Ahmed Syndrome really get you? Pull yourself together man."
by spozy May 21, 2024
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Ahmed

Ahmed. The most amazingly perfect person you could ever meet. He is perfect in every way, and every person he meets adores him. He is loved by so many. An Ahmed always has beautiful eyes and isn't afraid to use them to his advantage.. If you know an Ahmed, look after him. He is the greatest treasure you could have.
Friend: Hey is that an Ahmed?
Other ; Yeah he's the most amazing person you can have.
by Yshshssg March 25, 2017
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Abdullah Syed Ahmed

gay furry transexual sped who likes raping beaver furries. Abdullah Syed Ahmed also has the tiniest cock in the world with an astonishing 0.9mm
person 1: ew your such an Abdullah Syed Ahmed
person 2: how tf am I an Abdullah?
person 1: because your a transexual furry
person 2:
by cockrater696969 September 27, 2020
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Ahmed

A fat kid who is somewhere from Kurdistan or Afghanistan and plays fortnite and always complaines and dosn't have a big brain.
This is ahmed
by Keekdk June 26, 2020
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Il jins ahmed

Il jins ahmed: A Gawad

This word is used to insult men, and it basically means that someone is a “pimp”. It doesn’t matter what the argument is about, when someone calls you a pimp in Arabic it’s one of the most insulting things to be called.
Look its il jins ahmed
by Sergany hater November 16, 2020
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Ahmed

A bish. Doesn’t like calling people “daddy.” Very stubborn. Likes this emoji: 🙂. A LOT.
“Ahmed call me daddy
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Ahmes

This name derives from the Ancient Egyptian “Jˁḥ msj > Ahmose”, meaning “born of Lah (god of the moon in ancient Egyptian religion)”
Ahmes the great
by Yabeeeee November 23, 2021
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