a group of teenage political virgins who have absolutely no lives and sit around talking on discord all day... chat after hours members don’t take showers, have hemorrhoids and are horseshoe theorists! some of them have crippling piss kinks :(
by bussy connoisseur March 2, 2021

The masturbation session that takes place immediately when you get home after a pent-up day at the office.
After staring at my assistant's hot ass all day, I needed an after-work-jerk before I could go to the gym.
by Clark W. Griswald May 5, 2006

The truth behind the lies the worlds media spreads. There is no such thing as happily ever after apart from those who have wealth and power which is an underwhelming minority of the worlds population! The rest of us are slaves to a new type of peasantry but most people are too brainwashed to realise there freedom is artificial
by dhdu hf June 27, 2014

after a night of heavy drinking you wake up with the need for a severe dump. This is usually more foul smelling than other craps and often is more fluid than solid.
by timofo February 18, 2009

To find your one and only and live happily with them for the rest of your life. To be constantly happy with no end.love
by Ms. Roses the rainbow dancing banana June 14, 2006

by the.hatter March 3, 2007

The smell of your sack after a day of masturbating without washing yourself afterwords. The lotion smell stays on the scrotum and gives of a distinct smell.
by Mac Linton May 20, 2005
