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chat after hours

a group of teenage political virgins who have absolutely no lives and sit around talking on discord all day... chat after hours members don’t take showers, have hemorrhoids and are horseshoe theorists! some of them have crippling piss kinks :(
oh wow you’re apart of chat after hours...”
by bussy connoisseur March 2, 2021
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after-work-jerk

The masturbation session that takes place immediately when you get home after a pent-up day at the office.
After staring at my assistant's hot ass all day, I needed an after-work-jerk before I could go to the gym.
by Clark W. Griswald May 5, 2006
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happily never after

The truth behind the lies the worlds media spreads. There is no such thing as happily ever after apart from those who have wealth and power which is an underwhelming minority of the worlds population! The rest of us are slaves to a new type of peasantry but most people are too brainwashed to realise there freedom is artificial
by dhdu hf June 27, 2014
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Morning after POO

after a night of heavy drinking you wake up with the need for a severe dump. This is usually more foul smelling than other craps and often is more fluid than solid.
ahhhh... i'm gunna get up and go unleash my morning after poo. i'll feel better when its over.
by timofo February 18, 2009
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happily ever after

To find your one and only and live happily with them for the rest of your life. To be constantly happy with no end.love
Cinderella-i love you
Prince Charming- I love you too
*wedding bells*
they lived Happily ever after
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AFTER DINNER MINT

The cigarette a smoker craves after eating.
Man that Jimmy Johns sub hit the spot! I need an after dinner mint!
by the.hatter March 3, 2007
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Day after balls

The smell of your sack after a day of masturbating without washing yourself afterwords. The lotion smell stays on the scrotum and gives of a distinct smell.
I delayed my bj for fear that she would smell my day after balls.
by Mac Linton May 20, 2005
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