Added

Yeah, this is a thing you can do.

Hym "Yeah, hi, hello I added you to the thing that people are doing. There are several guys and girls (who do what you do) who are doing that thing. It's hard to keep track of whether or not I'm insane so every once and a while I have to add new people to the thing to see if they start doing them thing. So... Yeah, hi. We don't have like a gift basket..."

Iam "Oh! We should do a gift basket! That would be good. I like that. With some soaps and like a candle or something... That would be dope!"

Hym "You know and I know that we don't have any money for gift baskets."

Iam "Yeah... Well, put that one on the back-burner then. I donno..."

Hym "Just... I'm doing a thing I'm address they guy that's in the thing."

Iam "Sorry..."

Hym "You're distracting. I'm trying to do a thing and you're..."

Iam "I'm sorry! Fine! I'll just go! How's that sound?"

Hym "It's too late! You've ruined everything! I was talking to the guy and you come in here with your soaps and candles and now I don't know where I'm going with this. You sucked all of the momentum out if what I'm doing here! Momentum sucker!"

Iam "Oh, I'm Sooo sorry I sucked your momentum! Did I derail your attempt to... What? Say hi to a guy? Is that what I did? I'm just in the way of you saying hi to the guy that's in the thing now?"

Hym "Why are you still here!? You know this is confusing. I'm explaining the thing."

Iam "Explain away..."

Hym "You used up all the characters! Idiot!" 🤬
👊
Iam "Ow!" 😒

by Hym Iam August 21, 2022

D'Addezio

Dashing suave family who only know two things in the world. How to work and how to take make friends..... Common traits talkative, motivated, intelligent, compassionate, stubborn, very loveable, family oriented!! One common thought " Never work for someone else they are not as smart as you are work for yourself"

Oh, he just D'Addezized (D'Addezio) it!

by sebastianthecrab February 22, 2010

truffade adder

A car in GTA V that remodels a Bugatti Veyron

I liked the Obey 9F Cabrio, but the Truffade Adder is way better.

by Mitchel11 August 1, 2017

Sock rule addendum

As the true creator of the rule not like the imitators, i’d like to clear some things. First thing first wearing 1 sock doesn’t change anything it’s still gay, that’s the law. Second thing, all those who claim to be the true creator are wrong I created this rule back in 2013 as a joke with my friends. I posted it back in 2018 to stop people from claiming it and changing the rules. So remember keep those socks on unless you like cock! Love- no socks

Sock rule addendum. It’s gay if you’re not wearing socks. See Sock rule for further clarification.

by No socks November 9, 2021

Adders

Adders: short for advantage. To take adders is to make sexual advances to someone who is in a state where they cannot give consent, being drunk or asleep are the most common two states for adders to take place.

Tim: Hey, look Hollie's passed out

Mike: I think you should take adders whilst you can

Tim: Yeah good idea, i'll be back in 2 minutes

by Dr Two Step August 10, 2010

Definitions most likely to be added

In Urban Dictionary you rarely come across a definition for a word without a cuss word. Personally I believe after the first couple no cuss word definitions the people that work adding definitions say 'fuck this imma add this one it has a cuss word'.

Adder1: Look at this definition

*Adder2 looks*

Adder2: Oh ya look at this, 'Definitions most likely to be added' it uses 'fuck' once

Adder1: Holy hell that's epic lets do it!

by Prof.Elm November 26, 2011

Addie

a sophomore girl who shows off and steals people's boots.

"Hey, look, it's the sophomore."
"Oh, you mean Addie?"
"She has a name?"

by emptyycanvas January 6, 2012