the cowardly practice of taking the first lifeboat to shore while your fellow statesmen stay behind to bail water and repair the hole you shot in the boat
SHE: What are you doing laying on the beach while your ship goes down?
HE: We don't want to be associated with that sinking ship
SHE: So you think abandon-ship is better than statesmanship...?
HE: No, but we're die-hard scaredy-crats....AND OUR COLLECTIVE BARGAINING AGREEMENT EXEMPTS US FROM HAZARDOUS DUTY...
HE: We don't want to be associated with that sinking ship
SHE: So you think abandon-ship is better than statesmanship...?
HE: No, but we're die-hard scaredy-crats....AND OUR COLLECTIVE BARGAINING AGREEMENT EXEMPTS US FROM HAZARDOUS DUTY...
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There are two definitions for the gay agenda:
1. (the incorrect one):
The gay agenda is commonly referred to by conservatives and Christians as homosexuals' general set of goals:
- Make everyone gay.
- Bring about general demoralization of society.
- Break down the family unit.
There are other goals according to those who accept this definition to be true, but these are the ones most often heard.
2. (the correct one):
-Promote equality and tolerance for everyone (including, but not limited to equal marriage rights): gay, straight, black, white, whatever. Period.
1. (the incorrect one):
The gay agenda is commonly referred to by conservatives and Christians as homosexuals' general set of goals:
- Make everyone gay.
- Bring about general demoralization of society.
- Break down the family unit.
There are other goals according to those who accept this definition to be true, but these are the ones most often heard.
2. (the correct one):
-Promote equality and tolerance for everyone (including, but not limited to equal marriage rights): gay, straight, black, white, whatever. Period.
1. Those gays always want to get into our schools and our politics so they can promote their gay agenda.
2. Someone who accepts the second definition probably would not use the term gay agenda, unless talking about how it is used incorrectly.
2. Someone who accepts the second definition probably would not use the term gay agenda, unless talking about how it is used incorrectly.
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They have to create a magnet school, so people will go to Aberdeen. It is a tactic to illegally recruit atheletes.
There are lots of old people and posers who want be like those in havre de grace and edgewood; and yes, im mainly talking those in gangs and section 8 housing. Lets be honest only three things have come from Aberdeen, Cal Ripken, EJ Henderson and the Ironbird Statium.
But okay, I'll give them some credit. I don't hate Aberdeen. There are some poor kids growing up with the struggle. But it's just a ruralish town. It can't be a suburb like Edgewood and it can't be a city like Havre de Grace.
It has 5 million shopping centers and nearby APG military base. It's a decent place, but it's not really worthwhile to live there.
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