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Lana

lana is the biggest bitch that exists in her eyes we are all unclean crumbs that do not deserve to live she rules the penises of men and no one is equal to her.Alcoholic is her second name and she is a medical mystery how her body still functions. She is thought to one day cure AIDS. She is obsessed with kinky things and most of all she loves scratching and strong sex by sticking her head in a pillow. The most dangerous are Lanas who are Sagittarius in the horoscope they will literally devour you.her opinion is supreme and undeniable. in nature are often seen with a large gang of ladies who do not have their selves in front of her. Lana is dangerous and you need to be as far away from her as possible because she is biting. At the end of the day everyone loves Lana and wants to be like her because in one word she is perfect and is the biggest bitch in the universe
Lana will come for you if you disagree
by Hwhwhdhd November 22, 2021
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lana girlie

A Lana Girlie is someone who religiously listens to Lana Del Rey's music, and typically dresses in a coquette/dollette aesthetic. Probably owns the book 'Girl, Interrupted" by Susanna Kaysen.
Person 1: Woah, that girl is so pretty!
Person 2: Dude, she's a coquette Lana girlie. Major red flag.
by Psyche_Ackermann May 3, 2023
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Lana

The most beautiful girl I ever seen. She will tell you when you wrong. Always there when you need her. She focused on what she like. Her smile is everything and let’s talk about her eyes, every time she look into mine it make me blush.
You look so happy these day
Yea it’s because of Lana she makes me so happy.
by The one she need November 21, 2021
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Lana

Lana, an attractive person who might seduce you ngl, just like Roxanne did Ed in Good Burger.
Person 1: Hey, What's lana backwards?
Person 2: Wtf
Person 3: Lana backwards is anal. Nothing serious lol
by radioactive_ratacid February 1, 2022
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Lana

A girl who loves post malone and is in a lot of fandoms.She has really high standards.
Lana lmao
by minetruyl July 10, 2018
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Lana

So hot and sexy oh my goodness hey Lana jahahahahahahahahah #lol
Wow look at Lana today they are looking so #lol
by Myymymymymymymtiudusua November 23, 2021
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Lana

People make fun of my name, Lana, because its Anal backwards.
by therealbeella February 7, 2020
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